Gondor Knight of Narnia
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...the mice stopped their jig and looked up, and saw a lovely lady-dressed in blue-yet fell she looked,atop a black horse...
Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)
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Jewel of Narnia
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"Answer me you wretched little creatures!" said the lady.
Lord Eirek
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..."what hath thou done with my wheel of cheese; wherefore dost it lie"...
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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...a rather squeaky voice spoke thus "HI!but it was our good pleasure m'lady, to feast upon thine cheese.Yet, we knew not he was of elephant blood, Pray harm us not!"...
normally cheese doesn't have blood, but this might provide a new twist.
normally cheese doesn't have blood, but this might provide a new twist.
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Lord Eirek
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..."feast upon it? you ate of the lord of man, why hast thee done this" she said in an angry voice...
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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...the mice seemed to cower far below the lady,yet one was of a different mind...
Jewel of Narnia
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"My delicate and beautiful lady," said a very chivelrous (sp?) looking mouse, "We had great hunger! How could we refuse to eat cheese?"
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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...The lady glared at the brave and plucky mouse,he felt it.she spurred her steed and hopped like a mountain goat down the beach ball elephant mound...
Lord Eirek
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..."Please m'lady spare us are just deserts, hast thee no forgivenes?"...
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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...the lady produced a large blue sceptre.She raised it high...and tapped the mouse just enough to make him fall over stiff as a board."thou art forgiven"...
Jewel of Narnia
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"P-Pardon me m'lady" said a very timid mouse. "How is he forgiven if you hast killed him. Don't h-hurt me. I w-was just asking what is on everyone's mind."
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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...the lady threw back her head and laughed a very chilly laugh."he is not dead, mearly(sp?) stunned". She turned her steed round...
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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...the mouse grew and grew till he was the size of well...california.his stomach began to rumble, everyone knew what it ment."HEAD FOR THE HILLS!"someone shouted...
if california is sank, does that mean this takes place in nevada?
if california is sank, does that mean this takes place in nevada?
Lord Eirek
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...and then all ran, save one man who shouted "great giant mouse thee shalt be our lord"...
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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...the shockwave melted nearby cheese factories...
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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...but the dwarves in nearby nevada spake "NO!we wants taters!AND SAUSAGE TOO!!!"...
dah dah dah!
dah dah dah!
Lord Eirek
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..."not mouse sausage, I trust" shouted one mouse who was rubbing his chin...