Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[pjthejust]

Runs over to New York city,Where there the garbage can finds...

 

[Dernhelm]

rescue her. It does...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

the Electric Slide on its way over, then scoops Inky up in its jaws and...

 

[pjthejust]

Starts to spit out rainbow sparks! It tries to....

 

[Lady of Lorien]

contain the sparks, but...

 

[pjthejust]

The sparks won't stop,they start a fire on....

 

[Lady of Lorien]

a nearby thatch roof, and the inhabitants of the cottage come out and begin to worship the Trash Can and beg for mercy...

Edit: Ooops, sorry Dernhelm!

 

[Dernhelm]

and the Trash Can forgives them, provided...

(sorry, LoL )

 

[pjthejust]

that they give him all of their fondu. They give it to him,until they discover....
*I'm st a fondu party,so I'm in a fondu kind of mood! lol*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

That he really intends to completely destroy their house once he has gotten all the fondu from them (fondu being the only thing he thinks is worth saving from the house). Upon making this discovery, they...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

decide to keep their fondu, and arm themselves with butterknives....

 

[pjthejust]

So they can scratch the beautiful shininess off the trash can. Then somebody...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

walks in and says, "How DARE you take a butterknife against the Shininess of the Great Trash Can?! You shall receive your just punishment!" That person is...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Smog, who is as good as his word. He...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

scoops up all the stupefied tenants of the burning thatch cottage and...

 

[Apple_Of_Life29]

decides that with the stupefied tenants of the burning thatch cottage he will take them to a far away place called..

 

[Lady of Lorien]

The Deepest, Darkest, Dankest Dungeon at the Bottom of the World. This is the punishment for taking up a butterknife against the Great Trash Can. So off he takes them and...

 

[lieke]

they go to that place, but Smog was evil and decided to...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

feed them to the blue bubbles instead. So he...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

hauled them off in the other direction, and suspended them over the blue bubbles. As they hung there in terror...