Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

yelled, "It's the MSM! :eek:" Dernhelm, not being a duffer, did not know what the 'MSM' was, so they explained that it was the Maple Syrup Monster, and that it would be a very good idea to run; which they did.
 
took one look at him and fell to the ground, trying to crawl away without him noticing. He, poor MSM, only wanted some help, and wandered around trying to get them to...
 
the cover of two giant trash cans. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately) for them, the trash cans are in the service of THE Trash Can, so they take the duffers into....
 
The land, where they decide that they are ''Off to see the Turnip''. It all ends tragically though as they run into the big gigantic...
 
potato, deady enemy of the turnip because they are so similar that he feels threatened by the turnip, who unfortunately hears them singing about how they're "off to see the Turnip" and...
 
figures they ought get a dose of their own medicine...what with all people do to potatoes...but he has trouble deciding whether to boil them, mash them, fry them, bake them, poach them, slice them up and cook them, or make them into "duffer-hash browns." He finally.....
 
And was interrupted by a loud "KABOOOMM!!" and a "FREEZE!" Soon the duffery duffers found themselves surrounded by emerald green-clad stormtroopers!! "You thought you could elude me did you?" Came a strangely familiar voice...a green-clad figure stood behind the stormtroopers, tossing a bottle of hot sauce in the air... :D
 
But the Great Potato took no notice of the green alien-like beings. He simply squashed them all with a mighty roll of his starchiness and went back to reflecting on methods of duffer-cookery. "So, what kind of side dish do YOU think you'd prefer to be? I'm leaning towards mashed, but that might be negotiable..." The duffers looked up, quaking in...
 
Which immediately vanished, as did all these other things, because they were really only a figment of the duffers' imaginations. The potato then re-commenced asking the Duffers...
 
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