Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)
- Thread starter Dernhelm
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Dean's Buddy
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being funny and bouncing around....
Lady of Lorien
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, but CHIEFLY looking for the CW. The potato and carrot somehow got sucked into the CW hunt, but they were scared because...
. Finally they saw...
the Large Voice
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a glimmer through the trees. As they came steadily closer and closer, this glimmer turned out to be a watchtower inhabited by
Georgie the Valient
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robbers,kidnappers and RUSTED butterknives having a meeting who would be their next victum for
Lady of Lorien
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...being dragged into despicable butterknife worship and....
Lady of Lorien
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little realizing that the butterknife....
Olórin the Wise
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and really a loyal servant of the Can. The butterknife fell upon the cheetah's captors, and...
Lady of Lorien
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proceeded to slash them and smear them with rancid butter until...
...and offered a heaping sacrifice of 72 butterknives, 30 forks and 23 tissues...Dernhelm said:
Lady of Lorien
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to The Can on a velvet cushion. The Can, however,
Laughed insanely and ate everything. Including...Lady of Lorien said:
Lady of Lorien
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the tissues, though they were besmeared with butterknife rust from the butterknives. Then the followers of The Can bowed....
And chanted the sacred words "Wally wally fibgorbincheiger..." until...Lady of Lorien said:
Lady of Lorien
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a gigantic, oversized butterknife appeared on the scene, greatly enraged at the devouring of its nephews and nieces. The Can followers let out a collective "uh-oh" of dismay, and turned to The Can, but.........