Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[Smog]

This is sad...

 

[holyboy]

This is sad...

No, Glorious Food I is sad, this is just the beginning....

 

[Dernhelm]

of an even worse

 

[Smog]

Thread, that will soon break free of the land of duffers and rule the forum as the king of all threads. Unless...

 

[Dernhelm]

those who are not yet completly insane persuade the mods to close it down. But if we post quickly...

 

[Smog]

Then we can keep this thread running, and soon it will take over the entire internet...

 

[Dernhelm]

Therefore, all ye true and faithful Glorious Food IIians, post quickly, befor the time is past...

 

[black cloak]

and this thread dies forever and ever

 

[holyboy]

and unto the ages of ages

 

[Dernhelm]

For if ye post faithfully, no man shall overcome thee; ye shall forever rule over...

 

[black cloak]

forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever

 

[Dernhelm]

the Realm of Inter Net.

 

[Smog]

And in the forum that Specter giveth thee. Thou shalt take unto thyself a Sreenname, and shalt gird unto thy self a keyboard, and thou shalt plunder of the spoil of other threads, posting in thy randomness for a fortnight. And thou shalt avenge thyself for they Screennames sake, against the enemies of thy thread. This day now, and forever more in the sight of thine forum. Amen.

 

[black cloak]

wow that is amazing

 

[Dernhelm]

How dare thee speak thus in the presense of the great and glorious Forum!

 

[black cloak]

um i do not know

 

[Dernhelm]

Ye profane our Forum with thy stilted and mis-spoken speach!

 

[Smog]

Stone the heathen!

 

[Dernhelm]

Ye verily, but not in the presence of the great Forum. Drag the...

 

[Smog]

Sinner from thine forum's presence, and put her in the entry way of thine city. Then all of thine poster shalt pick up thy keyboards, and shalt throw them at thine sinner, until she can taketh no more. You shalt do this, so that you may put out the evil that lingers berfore the midst of thine forum.