Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

Smog said:
[I am not sure about *you* weirdoes, but I was just reading from my King James Bible (Not that blasted New King James version, I'm talking about the original 1611 version)]

What say you then? Dost thou profane the randomness of thine thread? Or dost thou speak ill against thine Administrator? May it never be! For neither shalt thou speak ill nor shalt thou profane thine forum as long as thou hast breath. Thine forum is random, and thou shalt post within its randomness forevermore. Post in the abundance and thou shalt have peace...
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Vile slander and propogation!!! Be it not that it is but I who resides in the country from whence this tounge arose!? Thus be it not that I woudst have thy greatest reign on how said toungue shouldst be spoken!? Away from me, those who would deem to profiligate mine scared words with broken arrows and tounges of poison!
 
Wow. Somehow this one seems so much more mature and profound than the other random loonie threads y'all habe to spam in, and yet, it also seems so much more stupid....
 
My full purpose...was... *shakes head* AHHH! I have no purpose here! It's all BC's doing; she it was who suckered me into being a duffer so long ago in "Random thread 2".

:D
 
She has a dark gift. And I'm not talking about her 10'' blade. She has a way of making members duffers...:D

And you will notice I'm not speaking old English. I'm not gonna do it, because whenever I try to speak Old English, I get a massive headache for a couple minutes. Too much thinking during my summer vacation.
 
To thee, it may be, the speach comes not quickly. Mayhap thou shouldest go to a healer, or to a master of Languages, to teach thee.

(I've read so many books that it's almost easier than modern English :D)
 
'Twas not such a great time ago; or speak thou of some other writing (post)?

(Three days!!!!! We had to keep the phone line free.)
 
Dernhelm said:
My full purpose...was... *shakes head* AHHH! I have no purpose here! It's all BC's doing; she it was who suckered me into being a duffer so long ago in "Random thread 2".

:D
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Today she, (bc) told me that I had become a duffer. I was rather shocked,
 
Yes, tis true, twas not so long ago that I posted that bit about hitting a person with a chair. Twas in the 1000 ways that ye are addicted to Narnia fans. Ah yes, I remember it well. Tis good memories of when I first joined. Very good. :D
 
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