Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

Unless thine wants to keep thy keyboard sinless, for if thy throw thy keyboard, the keyboard doth become sinful.

(Ow, brain cramp BRAIN CRAMP!)
 
Corretion: Unless thou wish to keep thine keyboard undefiled, for if thou throwest thine keyboard, it will become defiled.
 
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Unless, ye shalt wash thy keyboard. Seven times when the sun riseth and seven when it settles below the earth. Then they keyboard wilt be set apart from thine computer and thou shalt rest from thy posting for a period of seven days. At the end of the sixth day thou shalt reconnect thy HI41 connector wire, and on the morning of the seventh, thous shalt post in the forum of peace. Then thy keyboard shalt be defiled no longer...

(This will be really funny at about two in the morning)
 
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Prithee, why spaketh you all in this archaic tongue. Hast thou not been bore by thy mother's loins but in this present era??
 
Verily, thy speach (though, mayhap, not of such great beauty) is like to ours; tell me, why shouldest thou find fault? For that which thou speakest of us is true even unto thyself.

("Spaketh" is past tense, if it was ever even a word!)
 
Aye, and yet I feel no kinship between our distant paths that have, as yet, not fully entwined. That gracious tongue once bestowed gladly upon us may yet be spoken by thy great and powerful master, may it not!??!

(Spaketh was right cos you'd spoken it in the past!! :D )
 
My fair lady, twas immposible to go offtopic in thine thread, for thy purpose is to be random. Now, thine is going to stick thy head in toilet, because thy speaketh total nonsence, and thee is hurting my brain.

(This is really bad.)
 
Verily, this thread hath been taken far from its true path; yet, I deem, such was its perpose. (sp?)

(*puzzeled* yes, but the conversation is currunt...maybe it was right; it just doesn't sound right.)
 
Aye, my fair maiden. But would i verily accertain such lofty pursuits of randonimity, that I too, woudst lead this thread into the very lavatory of depondancy myself. Were it not for thy gracious man of the cloth (Holyboy) over yonder, I fear we would never have forseen this exceedance of purpose.
 
[I am not sure about *you* weirdoes, but I was just reading from my King James Bible (Not that blasted New King James version, I'm talking about the original 1611 version)]

What say you then? Dost thou profane the randomness of thine thread? Or dost thou speak ill against thine Administrator? May it never be! For neither shalt thou speak ill nor shalt thou profane thine forum as long as thou hast breath. Thine forum is random, and thou shalt post within its randomness forevermore. Post in the abundance and thou shalt have peace...
 
Aye, you say it be true, but be it? Will I have peace if I post in thine thread? Verily I say to you, I was quite mistaken about this being off topic-ith. I dare not speak ill against mine administrator! For if thou do so, ye shall be cast away into a non-random earth, where thou shalt perish eternally!
 
But verily I say to theem that if thou dost seek repentance, it shalt be granted to thee, and thou shalt ee randomness once more, even to the end of days.
 
Didst thou taketh that straight out of the Holy Scriptures? For it might be blasphemy to post God's Word in such a random thread. Didst thou think of that if what previously said is true?
 
Thou speakest the truth! 'Twould be the very dregs of despair and anguish to be cast away from the presence of the Forum for all eternity. Prithee, wouldest thou not pluck out thine own eyes before such a thing should come to pass?

Edit: 2 people posted in-between!!!!
 
I deem thou hast not lived over many winters, for thou art somewhat laking in wisdom.

(JK!!!!!:D)
 
Dost thou not know, oh foolish one, that thou must first be a fool to learn of the wisdom of randomness. For it cannot be bought, nor can it be sought after, for randomness must be gained through many seasons and many days. For in the presence of randomness there is wisdom, but in the absence of random things, is abundant folly.
 
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