Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)
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Gondor Knight of Narnia
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Eat a hogie. Meanwhile Dernykins ran into a certain knight...who was clad in paintball gear and carrying a gnarly automatic paintball gun. He grinned maliciously and fired! Derny ducked...but alas, THE CAN WAS NOW TECHNICOLOR!!
Lady of Lorien
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Suddenly, all of Dern's more Dufferly feelings arose, crying out against this outrage to The Can, and...
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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Olórin the Wise
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after which she dunked the kight in his own paint, confiscated the paintball gun, rinsed the Can down with turpentine, and walked off, just in time to see a lungfish who...
Lady of Lorien
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had wandered into GKoN's backyard with evil intents and purposes...
Olórin the Wise
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, being namely to wreck his cardboard factory. This, however, was viewed as a boon by the rest of the world...
Tarkheena_Finduilas22
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And Stan the Cookie went out and wreaked his chips ahoy factory but then felt...
Olórin the Wise
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unsatisfied, so he proceeded to wreck the knight's cloning facilities.
the Large Voice
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Meanwhile, in a dark, damp, dreary and dangerous dwelling..... :
Lady of Lorien
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GKoN brooded over his misfortunes - namely sudden loss of all that sustained his life, cloning and cardboard facilities - and plotted...
Olórin the Wise
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cookies. However, his plans were foiled when...
the Large Voice
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...the chocolate chips, flour and sugar revolted against him - putting GKoN in a very dangerous situation!! However, he happened to have his trusty
Olórin the Wise
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spatula by his side, and armed with this wonderful weapon he quickly...
the Large Voice
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stirred the ingredients into a mixture - he added eggs, milk and the other various items, put them on a cookie sheet by spoonfuls and baked them for 8-10 minutes at 350 degrees. When the choc chip cookies were done, he then began to put his evil plan to use!! mwuahahaha
When the choc chip cookies were done, he then began to put his evil plan to use!! mwuahahaha
Lady of Lorien
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But he was soon distracted by the cookies, which he felt desperately compelled to attempt to devour all at once...
Olórin the Wise
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And he was thus incapacitated for the space of seven days.
the Large Voice
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Seven days and one bottle of Pepto-bismal later....
he once again set out to
he once again set out to
Lady of Lorien
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...do what he had originally...*sniff*....he suddenly noticed the smell of a cake...