Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

A "Pineapple Upside-down Cake" scented candle, that was stuck in a tin can...he was very disappointed, and smashed the candle to smithereens.:D

But to his amazement - the pieces flew back together again, and it once again became lit! It was, in fact, the King of "Pineapple Upside-down Cake" candles. GKoN became very afraid, when an army of other candles came out of a hole in the ground and began to surround him.... He yelled out:
 
"I didn't mean it, I thought it was just a buncha wax!" However, the candles ignored him. He implored the Can (the Great Can) for help, but the Can, remembering the many injustices it had suffered at his hands, remained allof. Meanwhile...
 
Aloof. Aloof. Double O. :p

Meanwhile...many other random things happened, including a strange event when the shoelace did unspeakable things, and the apple seed helped...
 
he sneezed a loud sneeze that echoed throughout the land for 10 seconds...................


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when the dust cleared - he found 2 of the candles dead - er, un-lit.:D

This was the solution! GKoN then called for every able-bodied person who had an allergic reaction to pineapple-upside-down-cake candles, and declared a proclamation, which reads as follows:
 
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