Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[Dernhelm]

as she ran, she suddenly...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Was eaten by a dragon!! The dragon laughed a dragonish laugh and waddled off...

 

[Dernhelm]

But the Can heard LoL's cries, and caused the dragon to vanish, leaving LoL to drop four feet; from where the dragon's stomache used to be.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The dragon re-appeared behind the Can n' ate him!! "Foolish Mortal Can. You cannot contend with the will of Sparky!"

 

[Olórin the Wise]

However, what the dragon had really eaten was Can clone #47, which was booby trapped with a bomb.

 

[Dernhelm]

Sparky hadn't relized that the Can could do such things from a distance, and so was easily fooled.

Afterwards...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

, the dragon-clean-up squad decided that working for the Can was MOST unrewarding, no matter how much he payed them, so they...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Ducttaped Sparky back together and fed the REAL Can to him, much to their satisfaction...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

But unfortunately, the REAL Can was so enourmous that the ducttape broke, and Sparky flew apart. Terrified by this event, the...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

duffers made an even bigger Sparky, who ate the Can with no problems. The duffers cheered, the evil Can had been overthrown...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

But then they suddenly awoke from the illusions forced upon them by the evil will of Sparky and they rose up and killed him, releasing the Can. Then...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

they realized Sparky was only PRETENDING to be dead!! He once more ate the Can and made the duffers work the Ice Mines of Pluto...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Where they melted all the ice, built an aqua-rocket ship, and flew back, saving the Can and destroying Sparky once and for all.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Where they melted all the ice, built an aqua-rocket ship, and flew back, saving the Can and destroying Sparky once and for all.

Alas, it was only a stuffed Sparky. They'd never left the ice mines...they'd meerely been put in a simulator. Sparky,meanwhile,watched the duffers think they'd escaped laughing amusedly whilst they polished a dented old tin can...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Only to have his laughs change to hysterical shrieks as they looked up, busted out, and escaped with the Can, leaving poor old Sparky in the dust. When Dernhelm...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Only to have his laughs change to hysterical shrieks as they looked up, busted out, and escaped with the Can, leaving poor old Sparky in the dust. When Dernhelm...

Secretly detested the Can, and had set up yet ANOTHER fake Sparky, which the duffers had assailed. They escaped with yet another fake Can whilst Sparky n' Derny sat back and laughed...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Until Sparky found out that it was all an illusion, and that there was a cardboard Dernhelm sitting next to him, and the Duffers really had escaped with the Can. Enraged, he...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Pressed a button to reveal the REAL duffers wearing mind control devices, and Derny shooting the Can fulla paintballs furiously...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

But his button was a fake, showing only a recorded video of the Duffers dooing such to a clone of the Can. The REAL Can was being venerated on the high altar of the Duffers...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

But his button was a fake, showing only a recorded video of the Duffers dooing such to a clone of the Can. The REAL Can was being venerated on the high altar of the Duffers...

which was all a computer-generated illusion. The REAL Can was being splattered by Derny's paintball gun. LoL meanwhile decided she didn't like the Can anymore and joined Derny in pasting him...