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he did so, until a chance flying spoon happened to knock off the mind-control device which LoL had forgotten that she had put on him. As soon as this was destroyed, he began to...
Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)
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Lady of Lorien
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wonder if it wouldn't be better to follow her from pure and un-mind-control-devise-forced devotion. He quickly decided that it would, and commenced to join her long train of followers, who...
Olórin the Wise
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had also made this strange decision. They soon realized, however, that their decision was EXTREMELY strange, so they broke off and ran away from the Kitchen. This...
Lady of Lorien
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put more salt and pepper on it and tried again. This time it...
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came out even worse, causing her to fall down in a dead faint. Meanwhile...
Lady of Lorien
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(clean involving lots of windex and 'soft scrub'), but...
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they were nabbed by a crew of Mafia from Lothlorien (Ahem, ahem..
) who tied cement to thier shoes and...
Lady of Lorien
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eyeballed the members of the twighlight mafia with distaste. (*cough* ) "You guys use GRANITE shoes?" They cried in disbelief... "cement work MUCH better...and they're cheaper, too!"
) "You guys use GRANITE shoes?" They cried in disbelief... "cement work MUCH better...and they're cheaper, too!"
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But what the mafia members had failed to take into account was the fact that the kitchen-slaves knew how to RUN in cement shoes (cement being No heavier than granite).
Lady of Lorien
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. In fact, they could run directly into the nearest river with no trouble!
Lady of Lorien
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preferred to run into one of the Great Lakes...or even the Ocean...
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being scared to death of the Mafia behind them.
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and ate bagels with green cream cheese!!
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they realized how angered Dern would be upon discovering that they had stolen Green Cream Cheese from the moon...
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They quickly drew their swords and commenced splitting the tables...