Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[Olórin the Wise]

retreat, but an evil spy for the moon fairies had turned the army around, so when they retreated they were heading toward the moon fairies! As soon as...

 

[Dernhelm]

they reached the Moon fairies, they relized their mistake...and, *Ahem* *cough* Well, the Moon people relized that they were in even more trouble.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

(is trouble all you can think about? )

They suddenly realized that if they began shoveling moondust at the moon fairies, the fairies would become moondust themselves. Accordingly, the began shoveling as fast as they could...

 

[Dernhelm]

and were soon in less trouble.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Until one of the remaining moonfairies had the brains to light the moondust on fire...

 

[Dernhelm]

and the whole thing started over...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

although it was slightly different - there were more moon fairies this time...

 

[Dernhelm]

and the Moon people were in more trouble than before!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Suddenly Dern realized that she WAS a moon-person, so she was also in trouble! Her posts changed in character (no longer did she post placidly..."and they were in trouble"), and she began to hyperventilate...

 

[Dernhelm]

as she relized that she was in trouble...

D )

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Then she went to...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

find a small crack through which to squeeze into the world of Ikoligeu.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Unfortunately, she discovered that she didn't like the world of Icky-la-goo, so she...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

proceeded to the world of Igolique.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

What did she want there? Don't ask me, only Olorin knows... Even Dern herself is probably wondering what she's doing this for...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

but she soon stopped wondering, instead being occupied with the strange dark hole which had opened beneath her.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

But she knew there was no cause for fear. After all, it was her own pet black hole...she was so fond of it! So she reached down and...

 

[SOS~]

then popped out Mr.Tumness with Lucy.They were having tea.Lucy looked annoyed and spoke....

 

[Olórin the Wise]

, saying, "How on earth (or in Narnia, as the case may be) did we get HERE?" Mr. Tumnus replied...

 

[lieke]

nothing, for he was still finishing drinking his tea, no one should interrupt tea-drinking, he thought, so he didn't speak. Dernhelm...