Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[Olórin the Wise]

, meanwhile, astonished by the proceedings, decided to leave Lucy and Mr. Tumnus in peace. She therefore snapped a leash on her black hole, and...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

off did trot, as fast as she (and the black hole) could caper! Suddenly, however, Tumnus' water boiled, and she walked right into it.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Fortunately for her, the boiling point of water in the land of Igolique was only 80 degrees farenheit, so she just got a warm shower. After being so refreshed...

 

[Dernhelm]

she said, "I wonder why I'm doing all these strange things?" She quickly turned away from Lucy and Mr. Tumnus, and...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

picked up a giant can of Whipped Cream. (the stupid kind) She covered them from head to foot with it, and then...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

, thorougly satisfied, jumped into the Black Hole for some well-deserved rest.

 

[~TheCaptain~]

, thorougly satisfied, jumped into the Black Hole for some well-deserved rest.

She fell onto the sproingy...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

cooked pumpkin at the bottom, and...

 

[~TheCaptain~]

cooked pumpkin at the bottom, and...

bounced back up because the pumpkin was hot, and...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

very spicy. However, the pumpkin called out to her... "come back! I am lonely down here by myself!"

 

[Olórin the Wise]

She therefore carefully made the descent down the walls of her pet black hole until she reached the pumpkin. Upon questioning him, she discovered that his name was Tom...

 

[Dernhelm]

And he was a distant relative of Stan the Elephant, Ben the Egg, and...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Fred the Box.

(YOU SET ME UP FOR THAT!!!)

Unlike them, however, he was cooked... Cooked pumpkin.

 

[Dernhelm]

He had been whole once, but, his sad story...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

was a deep, dark secret. He had to be coaxed hard before he would even disclose his name...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

was delayed by the discovery that he was also a relative of Dernhelm's Black Hole!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

(Hence his story being a deep, dark secret...) At length, however, Tom the Pumkin and Dernhelm's Black Hole sat down to discuss...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

the order of Marachon, which, as everyone knows, is...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

the order formed by the servants of Dernhelm's Black Hotel, a near cousin of Dernhelm's Black Hole...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

with a malignant T growing in the cavity between its O and E.