Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[Olórin the Wise]

So, after a lengthy conference, the Commission finally decided to pay the surgeon...

 

[Dernhelm]

five Eggs. But the...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Eggs, remembering the terrible EGGS BENEDICT incident, rose up and...

 

[Dernhelm]

fought their hardest, soon...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

rebelling and throwing off the bonds of egg-slavery that had trapped them for years.

 

[Dernhelm]

Later that day, the Duffers...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

tried again to raise the roof of the...

 

[Dernhelm]

hotel, but they only succeded in...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

putting numerous puncture-holes through it.

 

[Dernhelm]

Afterwards they tried to...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

drown it in white wine, but unfortunately that didn't...

 

[Dernhelm]

work at all. So they tried to...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

make Dern post a real happening, instead of these annoying 'bridge' posts...(since I have to come up with all the interesting things when she posts bridges)

 

[Dernhelm]

*lol*

but they did not succeed in this endeavor, because Dernhelm liked posting 'bridge' posts, just to annoy LoL.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Therefore LoL decided to walk over Dern's bridges and get to the other side...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

but unfortunately, she didn't follow Jimminy Cricket's advice about 'not crossing a bridge until you're there', so her essence was over on the other side of the bridge, but her body still wandered lost somewhere else.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

But her essence thought it would be a good idea to burn that bridge before she came to it, so she poured some kerosine over Dern's bridge and dropped a match. Since it was only the essence...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Of a match, however, all she got was an essential fire, which didn't do much good at all. Soon...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

, however, the real match reached the kerosined bridge, and it went up in...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

more essential flames, because the kerosine was only essence as well.