Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[Dernhelm]

Then Dernhelm decided something needed to be done, so she dumped real kerosine on the bridge.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

But when she realized she was about to burn her own bridge, (and escape route...actually, she already DID burn it, seeing as how she just posted a real post. That means the bridge has burned...)...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

, although how that is possible is not known to man, woman, or member of TDL, seeing as the bridge had only essential fire on it. Dernhelm, however, did not...

 

[Dernhelm]

know this, and began to panic...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

tearing out sheaves of her long golden Eowyn-hair and wailing at the top of her...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

bookcase. Her panic, however, attracted the attention of nothing but a pack of mosquitoes, who...

 

[Dernhelm]

bite down quite hard, causeing Dernhelm to screach: "

 

[SK999111]

"O for the sake of the wonderful jelly bean i should have listende to the recipe books instructions all along. ARRGGGHHHH"

But while all this was happening...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

a giant Easter Bunny hopped out of somewhere nearby and scared the living (and dying) daylights out of her...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Black Hole, which had been looking on with some interest. Dernhelm...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

's Hotel, however, remained impassive, braiding its flying strands of challah bread and...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

spnning about wildly on its axis.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

"It has an axis?" said...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Derny, and Sparky ate her...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

mentally, wishing he was eating her for real...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

'cause he'd already eaten her...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

1000 times mentally. Or maybe more. At any rate,

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Derny happened to wander into his mouth and it closed with a "SNAP!!"
"EEEEEKK!!" Derny screamed, as Sparky'd eaten Weird Al Yankovic earlier...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

But then Sparky awoke, sighing that it was only a wonderful dream, and...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

proceeded to go looking for Derny, walking in the opposite direction that she was.