Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[Lady of Lorien]

The doctors (headed by Noah Webster, arisen from his grave) have tried many times to convince the that malignant T to leave, but sadly...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

only an alphabetic surgeon had the necessary skills to carry out the complicated proceedure required.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Where can we find such a one? He is a dyslexic good-for-something, hanging out in lower...

 

[Dernhelm]

dimensions, without shame for his...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

clothing, which is in sorry state. However, once alerted to the state of Dernhelm's Hotel...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

(The members check in, but they don't check out...kinda like a ROACH hotel, actually...) he turned tail and...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

fled to the nearest time-warp station. However, the controller was a friend of Dernhelm's, and so he warped the surgeon to Dernhelm immediately. Dernhem at once began convincing the surgeon to...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

tie his shoelaces with jello, but sadly...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

he would have much preferred to operate on her Hotel. Dernhelm did not know this...

 

[Dernhelm]

so the when the docter left the room in the middle of her explaination, she was aggrieved.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Fortunately, she realized that he must be going to the Hall of Mangos, so...

 

[Dernhelm]

she followed quickly, while recording her lecture on jello shoelaces.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

As he was walking, the alphabetic surgeon tripped and fell into Dernhelm's Black Hole, which attempted to carry him off to heal its diseased relative.

 

[Dernhelm]

But the alphabetic surgeon was not...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

cooperative, and so Dernhelm...

 

[Dernhelm]

's black hole went off sad, and...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

threw itself on the mercy of the Comission of Letters. The Commission agreed to...

 

[Dernhelm]

pay the alphabetic surgeon...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

100 cans of Cheese Whiz to operate on Dernhelm's Black Hole...

 

[Dernhelm]

but, for some strange reason, the surgeon didn't want Cheese Whiz!

So...