unless any moondust got into the fire. If that happened, the wrappers would become dainty little moon-fairies instead. The moon people decided that they would prefer moon fairies instead of bullets, so...
into the fire. It turned violently green, but then they realized that they had made a miscalculation! They had poured in far too much moon dust, and so had created a veritable army of dainty moon fairies! The moon fairies rebelled, and...