Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

Thus ended that terrible episode of Duffer history.

Now, did you know that the first story started here got cut short? Let's start that one up again, and see how it goes. :D

sweet ok i start cuz i am special



one time a long long long time ago there was a girl named Dernhelm, and all she would said was again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and

suddenly a mob is formed that chases Dernhelm out of the city, and the city outlawed the two words and & again...

but they did not outlaw over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

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over. However, when this was discovered, they quickly corrected the error by outlawing the word over as well as the the words and & again. When Dernhelm heard of this, she at once began to...
 
, reading aloud the first article of the Dancing Lawn Constitution. The first article, unfortunately, concerned the correct teniques for suppression of the Skandarnites when they got to rowdy, so...
 
the opposition took the oppertunity to make a comparition (! Can you imagine?!? :eek: Some people.) between the behavior of the Skanderites, and that of the Duffers. The crowd also began to murmer things such as '...might be appropriate...', '...those rules!', 'Could be construed...', '...appropriate for other, similar situation, such as this...' Well, soon enough, the crowd became mob, and... :p
 
Dernhelm was so frightened at the sight of this, having been frightened into good behavior in her youth by her mother's stories of the terrible mobs that chase people out of the city, that she ran out of the city anyway without any instigation at all. Then, she...

(couldn't resist doing something else with a mob for a change...;))
 
Met a big fat emerald green dragon named Sparky!!:eek: "EEEEK!!" She screamed, and turned to run away, but Sparky picked her up with his tail n' stared at her. "Hmmm..." He sniffed her w/ his big dragon nostrils.
"A DUFFER!" He shouted, much to Derny's upsetment.:D He strapped Derny into a catapult and the Can launched her...
 
started to make pancakes, under the RIGOROUS instruction of Great Head Chef LoL, who delighted in being the tyrant of the kitchen, and...

(man, I kept popping up here, even though I've hardly been on lately. I'm so sad. I missed out on all that! But my name was kept alivealive, at least...:D )
 
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