How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

Prithee, from whence was my mind destoryed?

477. have him concieve of 100 ways to destroy fred the box.
 
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Lossëndil said:
Praythee, [dost thou mean prithee,] [from] whence was my mind destored?
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From whence? 'Tis likely from thy fellow duffers, who have banished thy brain.

478. Make him take my three tests tomorrow, their terrible white paper upon. Although it certainly shall ruin the grade that falleth to me.
 
But my brain is not my mind, for I can clearly and distinctly conceive of the one without the other, and if one dost clearly conceive of one thing and not the other, surely, they are two separate things, for one canst not conceive of a thing without conceiving of it. (I hath a philosophy exam tomorrow (Shakespearian equivalent?) )

479. Have him enter the gates of higher education, for that wouldst surely destroy him as it dost us.
 
Indeed, it hath destroyed us. For I was sane before I left my home and countrymen and came to this sad institution, wherein I find myself tortured by night and day with the loud noise of the Bell of Horror damaging mine ears.

480. Leave Fred standing below one of the school bell/buzzer/class end-announcer-ringy-thingies just before it goes off.
 
We actually don't have those, and it's up to our teachers to keep an eye on the clock.

481. Have him incur thunderous wrath. (yes, I'm out of ideas.)
 
Thou makest me faint with longing, O Lossy-tree, for the Bell of Horror hath begun to o'ercome me.

482. Have him mispronounce my roommate's first name. That would be the end of him.
 
Pray tell, how can he sing if he hath been eaten already?

484. Make him return from Thanksgiving break.
 
Glenburne said:
Pray tell, how can he sing if he hath been eaten already?
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Why, by being a singing supper of course!

485. Make him listen to the Green Death's explanation of a singing supper.
486. Stick him in front of the shield that the Green Death's tooth flies into when the Green Death explodes.
487. give him a viking funeral.
488. Give him to Nicholas Slapfoot the Goblin Prince.
489. Give him to Lord Lunacy.
490. Throw him into the Swamp.
 
491. Leave him submerged in the middle of a vat of Dr. Pepper, in which he will slowly dissolve.
 
In one word--yes.

493. Lossy-splat him.

Although that wouldn't actually kill either you or Sushi--it would just leave you both confused and disoriented, while successfully killing Fred.
 
Wow, talk about cruel....

495. Give him to the Cardboard-chewing Monarchs of Mongolia.
496. Or, better yet, chew him up yourself.
 
499. Tell certain people on this forum that he likes Twilight....
500. Give him swimming lessons on the Antarctican coast.

5-0-0! Cool! *hugs Sushi*
 
502. feed him to the dlf.

(when i see numbers I now have the urge to post an addiction. It took some conscious effort to not post an addiction...)

503. Dress him up in a Waldo outfit and give him to Glennie.
 
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