How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

Glenburne · Jul 2, 2015

630. Get a huge stack of books from the library and pile them strategically. When Fred walks by, pull out the bottom one.

Sven-El · Jul 31, 2015

631. Repeat the same process in a grocery store with a tower of canned goods.

Glenburne · Aug 14, 2015

632. Turn Fred into a fish. Give him to Smeagol.

Miss Freckles · Oct 10, 2015

633. Place him in a bigger box until he dies from humiliation.

Glenburne · Oct 12, 2015

634. Place Fred on the lower side of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Miss Freckles · Oct 13, 2015

635. Create a myspace account for him. Lock him in.

Glenburne · Oct 14, 2015

636. Set up a Facebook account for him, without adjusting the privacy settings. Terrible things will happen.