How To Kill Fred the Box 2,892 times

Was it a habit of BC's. No wonder "Headache" is an entry in the Duffer Encyclopedia.

632. Have him hug Waldo. He will no longer be a box, but will turn into an obnoxious blue smilie.
 
That should be the next new thread...Does Fred Have Blood? *ponders the question* If I'm out for Waldo's blood right now--which I'm not (well, kind of not-ish)--are you insinuating that Waldo has blood? Is his blood blue?

634. Fill him with Lossy's little circles until he explodes.
 
636. Give him to a medical student, who will take him apart in the interest of discovering whether he has blood.
 
637. Make him count to 2892 1000 times.

638. Tell him that HB's moved to the US. (yes, I've posted this in an addiction thread. but not here!)
 
641. When you make him eat a can of false CW every day. :eek:

642. Make him a mod, and the non-mod duffers will kill him soon enough.
 
644. Give him to Will for target pratice.
645. Put smoke bombs in him and give him to Will before they go into the caves looking for Tennyson. Trust me- he'll end up burried under tons of rubble when THAT escapade is over.
646. draw a sword on him and give him to Toothless.....

hmm, well you know what I've been thinking about lately, eh?:p
 
468. Feed Fred a whale-that-has-been-turned-into-a-pincushion-by-being-dropped-on-a-cactus.
 
0.o I will? I haven't even delt with you yet.

450. put him under a cliff, and duct-tape Glen to a train going off the cliff.
 
*buries Glen in rubber duckies*

(I meant wait one post in the thread...)

452. Count up all the times Fred's been killed.

453. Find bc's butter knife.
 
Lossëndil said:
*buries Glen in rubber duckies*

(I meant wait one post in the thread...)
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You're assuming too much about both my memory and my attention span....

454. Bury Fred in Lossy's rubber duckies. It's suffocating! *chokes*
455. Make Fred read Kant. That'll take care of him.
 
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