Narnia Caption Constest!!

Edmund: Why are you looking at me like that?!
Peter: Because you're immature and selfish!
Edmund: Because you're immature and selfish, I don't care! You slink around the girls at school!
Peter: You have a pimple on your face
Edmund covers his face quickly.
 
Peter: Im taller than you! Even when im slouching! HA!

Ed: Ah! That's like waaaaaaaaaaaaaay not fair! But i bet you can't stand up straight like me!

Peter: *finds that's ed's right and he can't stand up*
 
Peter: You became ever so fat after you ate those Turkish Delights from the White Witch!

Edmund: I'm not fat! You're fat!

Peter: Fat? Pshh...See, I can still suck my stomach in!

Edmund: Oh really? I can do that too! *sucks his stomach in but farts*

Peter: *tries not to laugh*
 
Peter: Give them to me!
Ed: I can't...
Peter: Why not?
ed: Becuse I'm still wearing them... The Macreedy still hasnt-
Peter I don't care about the Macreedy that is disgusting Ed!!! GROSS!!!
~Edmund looks emnarrassed and kinda kicks the snow~
 
Peter: "staring contest, one two three go!"
Ed: "ill never blink!"
Peter: "me neither!"

*1 hour later*

Ed: "see you'll never beat me!"

Peter: *claps hands*
Ed: *blinks*
Peter: "hahahahaha you blinked, i win, im king of the world!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ed: "hey that was unfair i demand a re-match!"
 
will: haha im like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay taller than you!!
Skandar: uh...i don't understand why you had to be sooo much taller than me
will: if you were peter ed would have to be a midget
skandar: oh! that's sooooooooooooooooo not funny!!
 
the Large Voice said:
That sounds like Napoleon Dynamite.;):D
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I've actually never seen it, but I've been meaning to. My sunday school teacher says that the humor in it is clean, so I'll take his word for it and check it out sometime.
 
Edmund: I told you i didn't kill Gibber!
Peter:prove it!
Edmund:If i did wouldn't the septic tank be clogged up?
Peter:Not unless you fried him and ate him!
Edmund:You know I hate fried fish!
Peter:Hey how did we get out in the cold like this?
Edmund:You yelled at me all the way from home into that stupid wardrobe!
Peter:Mum is going to kill us.
Edmund:Gee you think!
 
Ed: just because ur taller, smarter, braver, and bigger doesn't mean u have to rub it in!

And no, I do not favour Will/Peter. I'm a Skandarnite! (but this caption seemed funny)
 
Yay!

I know I posted that picture but I think it's time for a new one, sorry if you hadn't had a go at choosing pictures but you can choose one next time;
 

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Mine is;
Susan: Maybe you should call Mum now since you went to the baddy, evilly witchie
Edmund: Hey! I can't call Mum, she's still in London! And I'm in Narnia! And stop calling her the baddy, evilly witchie!!!
Susan: Oh, I was just testing if you weren't smart
Edmund: I am smart Su!
Susan: Oh really? So why did you calling the witchie, the baddy and the evilly?
Edmund: You were the one who said that!!!
Susan: Oh.............................
Edmund: And you're even older than me......hee hee!!!
WARNING: THIS POST MAY NOT BE FUNNY

lol lol lol
 
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