Person Below Me VI

[GondorGirl]

Yes, but not often.

Tpbm has written the end of a story before writing the rest

 

[Rainshadow]

Well, not written, but I know most of the endings to my stories, even if I don't know the beginning.

Yes! How did you know?

*Evil chuckle*

TPBM hasn't eaten dinner yet.

 

[amdd97]

I have, it was chicken

tpbm is excited for the new week.

 

[Rainshadow]

Meh, not really.

TPBM is sick.

 

[Dame of Gondor]

No, though my Mom and Step-Dad are sick.

TPBM barely gets sick

 

[GondorGirl]

Actually that's happily becoming true.

Tpbm has never broken a bone

 

[Dame of Gondor]

Yep. Hope it stays that way...

TPBM plays volleyball

 

[Miss Freckles]

Couldn't do it to save my life.

TPBM is going to make a new TPBM thread because this one has like a million pages.

 

[amdd97]

I'm an indifferent to that matter

tpbm is not good at math

 

[Glenburne]

The DLR is above math. Anything that the DLF cannot do, we refuse to do on principle.

Also, 3+3=7.

TPBM admires the DLF's consistency and dedication.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Doesn't everyone?

TPBM has a decided opinion on the shape and size of a good coffee mug.

 

[amdd97]

no, I just need one that will hold it's contents

tpbm is angry at someone right now.

 

[Glenburne]

The appropriate size and shape of a coffee mug is large, heavy, and triangular. Through drinking from such a mug, others can experience a small portion of the DLF's sufferings.

The person below us wishes to share in the DLF's deepest feelings.

 

[Dame of Gondor]

No offense, but I don't think so.

TPBM owns a pet

 

[GondorGirl]

Several.

Tpbm has owned a bird

 

[Glenburne]

We are the DLR. We have high moral standards. We do not hold creatures in captivity.

Glen does not count as a creature.

The person below us owns a pet, and has therefore been morally corrupted.

 

[Sopespian]

I don't. I used to have one when I was much younger, but it was my sister who ended up taking care of it all the time.

TPBM likes frozen dinners.

 

[Dame of Gondor]

it depends on what type of frozen dinner.

TPBM is a picky eater

 

[Glenburne]

We eat what we must, for the greater part of our resources must go to support the DLF, who has been brutally treated by the inhabitants of this reprehensible forum.

The person below us would gladly fast so that the DLF can be fed.

 

[Rainshadow]

Never.

TPBM will now crack their right index finger.