Random Thread 2 (please do not delete)

[Olórin the Wise]

You're not supposed to be talking. Your head is in two pieces on my operating table.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*sadly eyeballs an unfortunate wax doll* Brutal. Brutal.

 

[Lioness_Aslan]

*eats peppermints*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*poisons peppermints*

 

[Lioness_Aslan]

*eats spearmints*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Ecch! Don't they spear you? What are you, a sword---errm, spear-swallower?

 

[Lioness_Aslan]

Pfft

Why is everyone poisoning my things? Ben poisoned my air, and now you want to poison my pepper mints!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Cuz the poison is on sale. We've been stocking up on poison, but it goes bad if you don't use it soon enough, so we have to use it now.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Particularly, it is especially effective on banner-making lionesses with Liv Tyler in their sigs...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Ah yes, of course. You see, it's most efficient... besides, using the poison on you generates a field-effect which makes the reast of the poison last longer before it spoils.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Mm....all good reasons to use...

 

[Lioness_Aslan]

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Oooooh, me likey that smiley! TDL needs a 'raised eyebrow' smiley too!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Yeah. It would look like me.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*shaves LoL's eyebrow*

Not anymore.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*eyebrow grows back way more bushy than before* Why'd you do THAT?!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*eyes get big* *shaves off LoL's other eyebrow*

 

[Lioness_Aslan]

What about this smiley?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*cough* Sunshine? Eh?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

The kid must have given a stranger ALL his smiles... *pant* *pant*