Random Thread 2 (please do not delete)

[Olórin the Wise]

Terrible. But I have good news!

Lieke: What?

Olorin: I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!

Lieke: *glares*

Olorin: Alright, alright. The real good news is that I have a jacket for you. It's a little long in the sleeves, but we know what to do about that, don't we?

 

[lieke]

Terrible. But I have good news!

Lieke: What?

Olorin: I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!

Lieke: *glares*

Olorin: Alright, alright. The real good news is that I have a jacket for you. It's a little long in the sleeves, but we know what to do about that, don't we?

yes *eats it*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I forgot to tell you about the strychnine in the lining... oh well...

 

[lieke]

*faints*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

That's the first sypmtom...

 

[Dernhelm]

And what comes next?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Muscular convulsions, followed by death.

 

[lieke]

*thinks while unconsience (sp?)*great...

*wonder what to do next*

 

[Dernhelm]

*points to blackboard*

Muscular convulsions are next, dear.

(What happened to the 'no killing' rule? )

 

[lieke]

*points to blackboard*

Muscular convulsions are next, dear.

(What happened to the 'no killing' rule? )

(i ate it...)

Butbutbutbutbutbut... i don't like that

LOOK, WHAT'S THAT: *doesn't see Merlin the wizard coming because she is still passed out*

Merlin: What happened here
Dernhelm: IT WAS HIS FAULT *points at Olorin*
Merlin: *turns Olorin into stone* *makes Lieke better*
Lieke: Thanks, Merlin, you're the best. Here's your cookie
Merlin: *eats it*
Lieke: Wait a sec. *grabs Merlin's magic-book* *turns Dernhelm into stone too*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*snarl*

*turns Merlin & lieke into rocks (much less dignified than stones, you see)*

There!

 

[lieke]

*snarl*

*turns Merlin & lieke into rocks (much less dignified than stones, you see)*

There!

You can't do that you're made of stone...

*is not a rock*

*pushes Olorin the stone statue off a cliff...*

 

[Dernhelm]

*is stone*

*is quiet*

*does nothing*

*looks gray*

*waits*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

"is quite"...*wonders...quite WHAT?!"

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*snigger*

*un-stone-etizes self*

*turns lieke & Merlin into rocks*

*pushes lieke offa bigger cliff*

 

[holyboy]

People STILL post in here? Does anyone still know who Gray Cloak and Black Cloak are?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Yes... *sigh* I've read all the Duffer Required Reading, y'know...

I wish they'd come back, though.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

We know most of the old Duffering inside out, actually...unfortunately, we just kind of...*missed out* on it. Not being there at the time. Of course we know who Gray Cloak and Black Cloak are!

 

[lieke]

People STILL post in here? Does anyone still know who Gray Cloak and Black Cloak are?

The thread is about randomness, what made you think it would ever stop?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

He must have gotten too random for his own good and gone sane.