Random Thread 2 (please do not delete)

[lieke]

maybe... we should get him... to a doctor... i know one who can do heimlich on a cat

 

[Dernhelm]

I sure do know who GC and BC are. *offended* Looks like BC's won.

 

[lieke]

I sure do know who GC and BC are. *offended* Looks like BC's won.

You don't! Prove it...

No one knows who they are, they never existed... *brainwashes Dernhelm*

 

[loverble]

I have no idear who eaither of... Can I ask for a bit of directsion?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

GC and BC were two Duffers from the Golden Age...

look at the required reading in the first post of the Order of the Can thread to find out more.

maybe... we should get him... to a doctor... i know one who can do heimlich on a cat

And who might that be? *innocent look*

 

[lieke]

GC and BC were two Duffers from the Golden Age...

look at the required reading in the first post of the Order of the Can thread to find out more.

impossible, they never existed *brainwashes Olorin too *

And who might that be? *innocent look*

i don't know... we could ask that weird fellow over there...

'Excuse me sir, but could you direct us to a doctor who can do heimlich on cats?'
Weird Fellow: uhm.... Sure, you go into that street, take the first to the left, and then you jump off that cliff and when you are at the bottom you scream, he'll find you
Lieke and Olorin: *go to do that* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fall: *is very painfull*
Lieke and Olorin: *are at the bottom of the cliff now* *scream*
Another weird fellow: *appears*
Lieke and Olorin: Hello, are you a doctor who can do heimlich on a cat?
Other weird Fellow (we need a name, let's call him 'Andy', that sounds like a name for some weird fellow): Follow me please...
Lieke and Olorin: *follow*
Lieke: Where do you think he will lead us to?
Olorin:...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

weird fellow: *points at lieke* She can do heimlich on a cat!
lieke: No I can't! It was Olorin!
Olorin: Sssssshh!! You're spoiling my cover! *glare*

 

[lieke]

Weird Fellow: So, it was you *looks at Olorin* Come with me...
Weird Fellow and Olorin: *walks away*
Lieke: *stays behind in a scary dark cold room * ... *faints*
Olorin and Weird Fellow: *walk into a room where a 1000 cats are
Weird Fellow: If you start on the right, those are the ones who need the most medical care, and just work your way through to the left...
Olorin: *shock*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

HEY!!

That wasn't nice!

*pushes weird fellow inside w/ cats & shuts the door*

 

[lieke]

*wakes up* Could you let me out of here please???


btw, are you so cruel that you're just going to let those cats die?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Nah... he's perfectly cabable of doing it himself, he was just lazy! So the moral of the story is: Never try to make me do your work for you!

*peeks in through door* Should I let you out, lieke?

 

[Dernhelm]

*wanders in*

I think that was what she wanted...

 

[lieke]

*runs out and locks Olorin in* Good work, Dernhelm, distracting him for me

*goes while Olorin is screamin 'Let me out!!!'*

hehe

 

[Olórin the Wise]

'*goes*' where?

*gets out*

*chases lieke*

 

[lieke]

*runs* *sends Smurf to Olorin*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*turns Smurf the Cat around*

GO GET, SMURF!!!

 

[lieke]

*sees Smurf attack Dernhelm* That wasn't very nice... hehehe

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*lieke suddenly realizes that its all a dream and Smurf is attacking her*

Olorin:

 

[Dernhelm]

Meanwhile, Dernhelm had gone far, far away, and was helping her red-and-black Mac keep track of her bubbles.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*pops bubble*