Really Bad Jokes.

A duck walks into a store... No wait was it a duck? Oh a pig who looks like a duck... No that's not it... A duck dressed like a pig pretending to be a duck... Nope not it either... Just wait I'll remember it...
 
ok ok ok ok... a duck that looks like a pig walks into a store then..... just a sec... wispers to himself......hahahaha. ok a duck walks into a store then askes.... ok ok its funny caue the punch line is im not a quack! OH DARN IT i ruined the joke....
 
A duck walks into a grocery store and goes to the checkout line, looks up at the cashier and says, "Got any duck food?" The cashier says, "Um, I'm sorry, we do not. In fact, ducks aren't allowed in here, so scram."
The next day, the duck is back: "Got any duck food?" he asks the same cashier. The cashier calls in the manager. "Ducks aren't allowed in here!" the manager said. "If you ask for duck food again, I'm going to nail your little webbed feet to the floor!"
The duck leaves, but the next day, he is back again. He walks up to the manager and asks, "Got any nails?" The manager is furious. "Nails?! This is a grocery store! Of course we don't have nails!" There is a short silence. Then, confident as ever, the duck asks, "...Got any duck food?"
 
Here's a saying I heard an English guy say on a PBS show (and it was reality, so, yes, he really was English...):

Here's to your health, and the health of your blood. And if your blood isn't healthy, then your health can't possibly be good, so here's to your bloody good health! :lol:
 
Originally posted by Y. Fish@Oct 18 2004, 03:54 PM
"hey, what's up?"
"Canada-- up in the Northern Hemisphere!"
"hahahaha!"
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Y. Fish wins for the worst joke so far.
 
ok this is stupid, and that's why it's here. anyone who's heard (or read or seen) it before, don't answer:

how do you put a girrafe into a refrigerater?
 
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