Really Bad Jokes.

wait. what? where it? go? never mind. i think i know.... *eyes shift to other side of room*. and black..........you really need to start acting your age :p :D :lol: jk well not really... :p
 
Why couldn't the cat go through the doorway?

CAUSE IT HAD A JAVELIN STUCK IN ITS HEAD!

*dies*
 
Here are a lot of really really bad ones. you have been warned:::


Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive."

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's Not Unusual."

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
 
A guy walks into a bar and says "Ow!"

Yeah... um... can't think of any more. I know a few really good ones, but then, this isn't the "good jokes" thread.
 
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