Really Bad Jokes.

Smog said:
Oh I have a really, REALLY bad one


Why is six afraid of seven?

because seven, eight, nine!
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*waves hand frantically* I have the second answer:​
because seven was coming after it. (I love Polish science teachers)

When is a car not a car?
when it turns into a driveway!

When is a door not a door?
When its ajar/a jar!

What is the most sacrilegious insect?
a hairy tick (heretic)

Why did the Pope cross the road?
He crosses everything

hey the title says really bad
 
Ooh, your reference to Poles reminded me of another bad joke my aunt told us a while ago.......

OK, so a Polish guys go to see his pastor about getting a divorce. The pastor asks if there are any problems in his marital relationship; if his wife ever beats him, et cetera.

The Pole replies that yes, his wife does indeed beat him....She beats him every morning.............Beats him getting up each morning, to the table, and out the door.

The Pastor asks why he wants a divorce. The Pole says it's because he thinks wife is about to get rid of him. The Pastor asks why, and the Pole says that he's seen a little bottle on her dresser. She uses this bottle everyday. It has the label "Polish remover."

I think I butchered the joke, but there's not a whole lot to be butchered, so it's all good.
 
Do you know what happened to the snow tires the Eskimo bought?
They melted on the way home.
 
When you use the term "bad jokes" is it refering to obvious jokes that are stupid? Or are we talking about dirty, racially biggited jokes?

(Just for the reference I have some of both)
 
oh oh oh do the dirty ones


Smog said:
When you use the term "bad jokes" is it refering to obvious jokes that are stupid? Or are we talking about dirty, racially biggited jokes?

(Just for the reference I have some of both)
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Smog said:
When you use the term "bad jokes" is it refering to obvious jokes that are stupid? Or are we talking about dirty, racially biggited jokes?
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We mean stupid jokes, the kind you might tell late at night when you're running out of "your mom"* jokes to use on your friends. However, your mom should not be appaled to hear you tell any of the jokes you post here.

*bad "your mom" jokes would be the kind that have no point (i.e., "your mom's so fat she's fatter than my mom")
 
lol, I just gave myself the entire 14 pages of this thread. Yeah I suppose I'm bored. But I needed something to cheer me up.

ok here goes: Why did the dog wag its tail? Because the tail couldn't wag the dog.

The next one's kinda dirty, sorry people it's really bad. Don't hate me please.

A duck walks into a bar an sits down on a bar stool. The bartender tries to make some conversation with it. So he asks,
"Hey what's your name?"
"Hughey."
"And how was your day?"
"Oh excellent. Had a ball, been in and out of puddles all day."
"Sounds wonderful"
Another duck enters the bar and the bartender asks that one, too,
"What's your name?"
"Looey."
"And how was your day, Looey?"
"Oh excellent. Had a ball, been in and out of puddles all day."
"Wonderful!"
A third duck walks into the bar and the bar tender says,
"Ah and you must be Dewey?"
"No man, my name is Puddles, and don't ask me how my f***ing day was!"
 
Ok I got another bad joke,

Three guys are out chopping wood one day. Their names are Joe, Mark and Andrew. As Mark swings his axe the head flys of and hits Joe in the face, killing him instantly.
"What's your problem? You just killed joe!" Says Andrew.
"Sorry" Mark replies "it was an axe-adent!"
 
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