Ridiculous Movies

Star Wares: Episode I: A New Lid

a thrilling space fantasy adventure about a traveling tupperware salesman named Jim. Join him on his hair raising journey across the cosmos as he tries to sell tupperware to Darth Vader, the crew of Serenity, the crew of the USS Enterpise, the Robinsons, the Vogons, the Green Lantern Corps, and last of all to the halls of Asgard itself.
 
TURNING OVER AN OLD LEAF

An aged millionaire slips ungracefully into his second midlife crisis and buys a red convertable Cadillac to re-live his days as a would-be chick magnet.
 
From the Attention Defict Rolly Playing Game...

Chuck Norris vs. Sea Serpent: A FIlm by Michael Bay

It is a peacful day in Hawaii, that is untill the Sea Serpent from the film version of Voyage of the Dawn Treader attacked Pearl Harbor. However unbeknown to the serpent one man was present... Chuck Norris. Features lots of explosions and roundhouse kicks.
 
Star Trek: The Model Captain

Panic grips the Enterprise when a routine medical exam reveals that Captain Kirk has been replaced by a full-sized action figure. There is only one clue--a tag that says "Made on Romulus".
 
The Toliet Saga: Breaking Wind
Eddie Cullen and Jack Black are two rival plummers vieing for a contract at Dumbella Duck's house. Unfortunately there's a catch. They will have to deal with Dumbella Duck's insane love for bean burritos, her three rascally sons Huey, Dewey and Louie, her angry brother Donald, and her wealthy uncle Scrooge McDuck. Hilarity really insues when their forgotten cousin Howard the Duck shows up. Stars Ben Stiller as Eddie, and Jack Black as himself.
 
GUERRILAS IN THE MIST

Two mythical South American nations are involved in a naval war. The only problem is, they are both landlocked nations. The only hope of victory is to have the most deadly aircraft carriers in their respective small freshwater lakes to project effective force.
 
(They don't have to worry about their carriers sinking in the lakes, because the carriers FILL the lakes, and so become stationary airfields.)
 
Copper, no fair! You should have put SPOILER ALERT at the top! :D

SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED

Irving Bradshaw, a hopeless romantic from Silver Springs, Maryland ends up writing owner's manuals for Briggs and Stratton engines. Against all odds, his poetically penned Service Guide for the A2700 Rev. B is nominated for the 2014 Nobel Prize in Literature. After that nod, life changes for Irv.
 
Superman: Man of Steal

In this thrilling superhero movie, Superman evolves into something like we've never seen -- a kleptomaniac. Through a series of events, a white-haired psychiatrist, and Lois' help, he finally overcomes his challenge, but not before stealing all the weapons from every badguy in the universe!
 
My Little Zebra

An idyllic land of winged rainbow-striped zebras is troubled by the presence of an invading pride of lions that leaves Joy Girl nothing but a carcass tugged at by petulant hyenas. Who's next, is it Grumpy Gus or Daisy Sunshine?

A musical romp through the nutrient cycle with something for all ages, from the producer of Die Hard 5.
 
No Contact

A movie starring BarbarianKing as Prad Bitt, a seemingly normal guy who has to solve the mystery of why his phone contacts are disappearing without him or anyone else pressing the "delete" button.
 
Back With The Breeze

An epic film about a Yankee who has to leave the girl he loves behind to fight in the sweeping conflict of the War Between the States only to come home victorious and find his house just as he left it except that the grass had not been cut in four years.
 
A new thriller, which Matt Damon would probably fight to star in:

The Paper-Cup Syndrome!
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A horrible, evil, monstrous, greedy, wicked business corporation, consisting of three girls under the age of ten, callously disregards the needs of the environment by starting AN UNAUTHORIZED LEMONADE STAND. The cycle of nature is disrupted as two empty paper cups are knocked off the table, causing famine and epidemic disease, and a drop in the sardine population. Heroic federal agents go on a perilous mission to stop the evil corporation, facing the terrifying danger that the little girls might start crying for their mommies.
 
Around the World in 80 Years

Set in the future when the world's 39 billion people all own more than one car, a mild mannered Government Clerk makes the horrifying discovery that it is impossible to get Ben and Jerry's latest flavor of ice cream to his home three blocks away without it melting.
 
Conspiracy Theory in Your Head

Another soon to be classic movie starring BarbarianKing as Prad Bitt. This time Prad Bitt is fighting an evil Christian sect who is out to get him just for the heck of it. The problem is that it's all in his head because Bitt hasn't taken his Zyprexa and Risperdal for the past two weeks. The movie is action packed as Bitt narrowly escapes several imagined assassination attempts, survives dangerous car chases by himself, and engages in many shoot outs with nobody.
 
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Grey Duck
In this big screen adaptation of the classic school yard game Jenny is looking for Johnny, the elusive grey duck in a school yard filled with ducks. Note, as the game is called "Duck, Duck, grey Duck" in the midwest of the United States, it is re-titled for the appropriate variant depending on the market, such as "Duck, Duck, Goose."
 
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Gone With the Schwinn

A bike-jacker tries to flee the scene of a robbery on a stolen mountain bike until the cops shoot his tires out and he goes through a guard rail and down a steep canyon wall to disintegrate into a ball of fire.
 
Chariots of Slime

BarbarianKing has another Oscar-worthy performance as Prad Bitt in this exciting movie about the Slug Olympic Track Team from California. Bitt dons full body prosthetics as he plays Shellick Little, the amazing brown slug, racing to overcome society's prejudice against slow going creatures (and brown shells). The movie spends about five hours showing the last two inches of the race in an exciting finale sure to delight the entire family.
 
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Behind the Winn-Dixie

In a community where neighbors don't talk to each other, a little girl goes to the Winn-Dixie grocery store, walks behind it, and sees a dumpster with a dog trapped inside. She is concerned about the dog and jumps in. She invites passersby to jump in with her to help save the dog (she is too short to lift it out). Once everybody has gotten inside the dumpster, they realize that they feel very good feelings toward each other, and very bad feelings toward banana peels and rotten meat.
 
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