So...Who's On Now

[Gentle Voice]

why Ben are you scar of?

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

I'm scared of nothing, but you're scared of me.

 

[Spare Oomian]

I'm scared of nothing, but you're scared of me.

ROFL That's funny...really funny.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

ROFL That's funny...really funny.

You're so kind.
*chops off her head.* MHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

 

[Spare Oomian]

My dream of being a headless person has come true!! *hugs* Thank you Ben.

 

[Gentle Voice]

you two are weird and need to get help.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

My dream of being a headless person has come true!! *hugs* Thank you Ben.

*chops off her arms so she can't hug anyone.*

 

[Spare Oomian]

I'll get help once I can afford help. But until then...*walks around headless and armless*

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

I'll get help once I can afford help. But until then...*walks around headless and armless*

*cuts off Oomy's legs.* Now you can't walk.

 

[Spare Oomian]

*cuts off Oomy's legs.* Now you can't walk.

O.O Okay then, I'll just take a nap. *all parts stop moving* Good night.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

O.O Okay then, I'll just take a nap. *all parts stop moving* Good night.

*Cuts out her heart. (deleted for grossness.)*

 

[Spare Oomian]

You try so hard.

But anyhoo...how are you?

 

[Gentle Voice]

eww you are sick human bean Ben.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

eww you are sick human bean Ben.

Hey! I'm a guy.

I know I do, oomy.

 

[Spare Oomian]

It's true, guys are sick.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

It's true, guys are sick.

No, guys are gross. Girls are weak.

 

[Spare Oomian]

No, guys are gross. Girls are weak.

Gross and sick are the same thing.

And not all girls are weak. We can take care of ourselves just fine, thank you.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Gross and sick are the same thing.

And not all girls are weak. We can take care of ourselves just fine, thank you.

Tell that to a girl who runs awat from a frog. Tell that to the girl who stood on a chair screaming at a mouse. Tell that to the girl who fainted.

 

[Spare Oomian]

Tell that to a girl who runs awat from a frog. Tell that to the girl who stood on a chair screaming at a mouse. Tell that to the girl who fainted.

Being afraid of frogs isn't weakness...they're freaky. And mice are rodents, nobody like to be near them. And guys faint too. It's a bodily function that you can't control.

 

[Gentle Voice]

I have pet rats hehe