Spam Board II

[Olórin the Wise]

*tsk tsk* You're getting terribly unobservant in your old age, Derny... Bet you don't see this.

 

[Dernhelm]

...sayest thou so, old greybeard?

(Couldn't resist...)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Hey! It's white, thank you very much! Wow, you missed that one too...

 

[Dernhelm]

Part of the insult, Olórin. Part of the insult.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

...oh. That's alright, then.



*blink*

 

[Dernhelm]

YOU LITTLE--




That was so underhanded. *glares 10x strength*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Ooooh... Wow. Didn't think I'd come up with another code that fast, did you? But I have the secret now! Hahahahahahaha!

 

[Dernhelm]

I'm sure you found that most amusing.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Yup.

(ten thingy)

 

[Dernhelm]

I will find a way to get you back for that...*evil grin*


Oooh... BTW, is LoL on Christmas break yet? Just out of curiosity of course...no particular reason...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Um, I don't know if she has school to do, but she's coming home on the 20th.

 

[Dernhelm]

Hm. *plots*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

What are you plotting? Mind if I help?

 

[Dernhelm]

Suuuure. All you have to do is stand where I tell you to. *evil grin*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

OK! *stands*

Wait... is there a reason for this big red "X" on the floor where I'm standi--


*SMUSH*

 

[Dernhelm]

Hahahahahahaha!!!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Good thing I let the clone take the first shift...

 

[Dernhelm]

*ignores* ...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

If ostriches were horses, then... um... pegasuses wouldn't be able to fly?


You see, I was going to call you an ostrich - burying your head in the sand an all, but then that old adage "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride" popped into my mind, and... well, this is what happened...

 

[Dernhelm]

Right. Perfectly sensible. BTW, ever listened to 'The Ostrich' by Flanders and Swann? It's funny in the extreme.