Spam Board II

[Olórin the Wise]

I'm not. I'm a disgruntled owner of a recalcitrant beard.

 

[Dernhelm]

Then whence the philosophy circuit?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Would you prefer for me to refer to it as the-part-of-my-brain-devoted-to-dealing-with-philosophy-logic-and-all-things-pertaining-thereto?

I thought not.

 

[Dernhelm]

That would certainly be more precise.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

 

[Miss Freckles]

I'm not. I'm a disgruntled owner of a recalcitrant beard.

oooh, long word *hops up and down excitedly*

Would you prefer for me to refer to it as the-part-of-my-brain-devoted-to-dealing-with-philosophy-logic-and-all-things-pertaining-thereto?

I thought not.

looooonger word!!!

tk!

 

[Dernhelm]

Poor Olórin. I think I caused him to be out of sorts.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Poor Olórin. I think I caused him to be out of sorts.

well done!! bravo!! you tell him, chief!! no one can cause people to be out of sorts better than you, boss!!

 

[Captain Holly]

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[Dernhelm]

well done!! bravo!! you tell him, chief!! no one can cause people to be out of sorts better than you, boss!!

Yes, yes, quite right.

So...what offers, what receipt, what check?

 

[Captain Holly]

1. View Offers
2. Enter Your Receipt
3. Request Your Check

1. 
   [*]You're
   [*]an
   [*]Idiot

 

[Lossëndil]

Yes, yes, quite right.

Further proof.

 

[Dernhelm]

Where does that come from, and what does it prove?

 

[Miss Freckles]

i think it comes from 1841389. call de number and dou shalt know!

 

[Dernhelm]

But there's no link like there's supposed to be. I think it's a forgery!

 

[Miss Freckles]

i think lossendil can tell us all about it.

*tapes lossendil to chair, points the blinding lamp towards her and walks to and fro, making seriously intimidating noises*

mf: now, lossendil, tell us where you got that quote.
lossendil: hmmpppppffffffffffffffpfpf.
mf: are there any more where you got that one from?
lossendil: hmmmpvvfffmmmpf!
mf: who told you about the existence of that quote?
lossendil: HMPPFVVPPMFFFFPH!!!
mf: see, derny, it is more than evident and hardly worth mentioning that lossendil retrieved that quote from a reliable source.
derny: uh... shouldn't you, uh, take off the duct tape first so she can speak.
mf: oh... yeah. maybe. but are you sure? she might talk us into something, you know, trick us.
derny: i'll take the risk.
mf: *un-tapes lossendil's mouth*
derny: okay, now say what you wanted to say before. because all we could hear was HMPPFVVPPMFFFFPH!!!
lossendil: yeah. that stands for "you don't sound very intimidating to me."
mf & derny:

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Shall we have HB interrogate her instead, then?

 

[Dernhelm]

 

[Lossëndil]

Don't you give me that look, young lady!

And I will not be interrogated by anyone!

All I did was miss a "/", and I now get all this...
*sniff*

 

[W. Cleopia]

*giggles at conversation, too airheaded to think of a witty reply atm...*