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*donates herd of cacti to GG's kitchen* *is tired of making donations* Does she even keep a record of what she does with donations? She's going to go down for corruption one of these days. Just ask my lawyer.
 
My lawyer already orchestrated the arrest of the forger that her mobster hired for the job. Too late!
 
There is (was). Sushi trampled all the others by accident when he saw a watermelon chasing him one day.
 
My lawyer has already filed the charges against her. And he's good. At least at getting people to do things that they don't want to. Which is why I am currently scrubbing the floor in his office.
 
I'll hire your lawyer for double whatever the price you are paying him.

Wait, why am I defending GG?







Do what you like with her! *throws GG to angry mob*
 
The mob carries GG away, intending to imprison her in the deepest, darkest dungeon possible (one that looks suspiciously like the mod lounge). However, she accidentally is struck by a falling frog, and she dies an untimely death. She is buried in honor in the town cemetery with the following epitaph:

Slain by a flying green object,
Here lies in solemn repose
Gondorgirl, champion gobbler.

Supposedly the epitaph met with GG's dislike, and she came back to life mainly to tear down her tombstone (although certain rather suspect persons claim she was only unconscious).
 
Very wise advice.

*pushes Queen Derny off cliff into her own blackhole*

*drops cactus after her*


I'm sure that as soon as his/her profile page is up for viewing all it's visiters will be duffers ... :rolleyes:
 
:D Probably. Somebody did a lot of looking on TDL before they joined (yes, I know that's bad grammar).
 
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