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Which is your favorite?

  • Episode IV: A New Hope

  • Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

  • Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

  • Episode I: The Phantom Menace

  • Episode II: Attack of the Clones

  • Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

  • Clone Wars Animated

  • Episode VII: The Force Awakens

  • Episode VIII: The Last Jedi

  • Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker


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Thanks a lot for that, girl!

Well... how can we keep going, eh?:)


Ahh... I hope you like this:

Remember the final scene of Episode 1, with the Gungan leader yelling 'PEACE!' and holding very high that gleaming orb.

Well, you surely know there's another word that sounds exactly like 'PEACE'

Can you guess how that scene would be?

The gungan leader grabs the orb and yells very loud, mouth wide open, and facing to the orb (and the sky)

PISS!!!

And the orb breaks, revealing that content:D I hope you might burst with some noisy laughs, but not that your stomach aches.

And, mainly, this is with all respect, no offense to you and Jar Jar.
 
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First, what did you mean by that?

And second, here's some info about General Grievous, it's from the comic.

Try to read it with some haste, I mean, just the most important sentences, use you well your senses and focus your vision, after all, you're a Jedi:) .

You'll read this later, since it'll stay posted.

As explained in James Luceno's novel Labyrinth of Evil, General Grievous is originally a warlord named Qymaen jai Sheelal on his native planet Kalee. During those days, he is a highly respected leader, and a loving husband and father.

Grievous is among the most effective generals for the Kalee against their enemy, the Huks, a neighboring species. He weathers countless close calls as he unleashes destruction on Kalee's enemies.

During the war with the rival Huk worlds, the Republic is called in to settle the dispute. Because the Huk are rich in natural resources compared to the barren Kalee world, the Republic sides with the Huk and sends several Jedi Knights to attack the Kaleesh. Grievous and his armies are defeated and his homeworld is left in ruins, to suffer in poverty and shame of defeat. Grievous loses everything he holds dear, including his family.

Grievous becomes a security chief for the Intergalactic Banking Clan. San Hill, leader of the clan, notices that Grievous' strategic genius and fearlessness in battle, and mentions him to the Confederacy of Independent Systems leader, Count Dooku (secretly the Sith Lord Darth Tyranus). Led by Darth Sidious, the Sith Lords conspire to draw Grievous into the Separatist army. Despite Hill's generous offers, however, Grievous refuses to lead the Separatist army.

During an attack by the army of the Republic on the clan's base, Grievous' shuttle is hit by three missiles from a Republic gunship and crashed. It is implied that Sidious is involved in this incident. Grievous is mortally wounded in the crash, kept alive by technology and Dooku's mastery of the dark side; his shattered body is taken to the planet Geonosis, where most of it is replaced with a droid body that complements his natural reflexes. Hill approaches him and offers him the chance to live again in a cybernetic body and lead the Separatist army. Grievous initially resists — a warrior of his status, he feels, should die on the field of battle — but Hill eventually persuades him by appealing to his desire for revenge. Dooku then trains him in lightsaber combat until he is one of the best duelists in the galaxy, and whips his resentment of the Jedi into a frenzy. The metamorphosis is complete: Grievous is now the Separatists' most fearsome weapon.

As a cyborg, his armorplast plates are strong enough to stop a bolt from even a starfighter's laser cannon. Each human-sized hand has four fingers and two opposable thumbs (three digits to each half-arm when they split to produce four arms.) His hands and feet are capable of magnetizing when needed, allowing him to grip on to surfaces with incredible strength, even in zero gravity. His feet also work perfectly well as hands; in the Clone Wars series, he is seen to have killed/incapacitated a Jedi by grabbing the Jedi's head with his foot and smashing it into the ground. His body can move in an unlimited number of unnatural ways. His internal organs are enclosed in a layer of pressurized, artificial skin, with an organic fluid to prevent the organs from being damaged by bacteria and viruses, and also to maintain a suitable temperature to keep them alive and functional. His organs are nourished by artificial arteries keeping them alive with blood transfused from Jedi Master Sifo Dyas, allowing him to survive in a vacuum. He displays this advantage when he escapes from Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker in Revenge of the Sith. Additionally, sophisticated computers attached to Grievous' organic brain assist the cyborg in perceiving patterns within his opponents' attacks. They would then suggest that Grievous alter his stance and posture, along with the angle of his parries, ripostes, and thrusts accordingly. The transformation renders him incapable of any emotion other than bloodlust, hatred, and rage.

I hope your answer. And this time, you change the topic. Or should I continue? Or perhaps, should we continue?
 
when I say 'ROFL' or 'LOL' it means: Rolling on Floor laughing, or Laughing out Loud, meaning that I thought it was funny. :)

that's interesting...I never knew Grievous had so much history to him.
 
Thanks for that, girl. Now I feel better.

Say, that's what I think.

Well... here I go, now, with the huge monsters from Star Wars films.

Which ones are the scariest, stupidiest of them all?

Here's a hint, do you remember the marine monsters that followed the chain, I mean, the big one is eaten by a greater one, in Episode 1?
 
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YES!!

And when I said about the wackiest and most hilarious humanoids, do you remember the piggy-ones? I don't know how could I write such a sound they make in letters.

Here it's my attempt.

QWWWIIIRRRRKKK!!!!

Can you make it better?

And we shouldn't imagine how does smell the mouth of Rancor...:eek:
 
QWWWIIIIIIRRRKK!!

Well, I've got to go. It's getting late from where I am, you know.

But we'll see each other (or we'll be messaging each other again:) tomorrow, arent'we?

Until then, may you have pleasant dreams, your Jedi Master is looking after you... and even me with my Claymore.:)

Before I leave this computer, I hope until you post your reply.

Did you enjoy talking with me? I hope one day we share our e-mails.

Until the next log in, farewell Mrs. Obi-Wan:D
 
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i glad i found this thread cuz i just got into star wars in the past few months and now i really love it. i have seen episodes 1-4 and was really impressed by the special fx and all the detail and all the intricate work that goes into every scene. the lotr trilogy used to be my fave movies, but sw has definitrly taken its place.
 
I live in Chihuahua, Mexico. You can use whatever source of information to know about my country and city, (and state)... but obviously, that sources wouldn't show my house:p

Errhh... you made me to reply once again.

But I don't blame you. I'm glad that at least we used for a good deal this thread. I'll later found other themes for this thread.

And now, this time, I have to log out.:(

But' we'll engage each other again tomorrow, aren't we?

Now, I'll retire. But I will leave the school (for I'm using the computer's lab in this moment) until I see your reply, and if you want another message, it will be the last for now. Indeed, I have to go home. But I'm not harassing you.

How long will we last in this way?:confused: :)
 
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First, what was happening? Why are there so many log-off's from you?

And now, here's somethin I found in a magazine that is published in my country.

You see, not many of the creatures in Star Wars could get a better chance to go out of the Star Wars universe and make it for into our world. So, here are some surpries what I found about them in the magazine.

First of all, the new 'Max Rebo band':

They're the finest entertaiment in the galaxy (remeber they don't want any longer to be recognized in the galaxy, nor they should be able to, even:p ).

It's a superb band for every kind of events. They know about seriousness and profesionalism

'Beautiful and hairy'

Put a little Kashyyk to your reunion. Get Kashyyk, go Kashyyk!!

They're scorts, dancers, waitress, maids, and, most important, personal security staff.

There's a wide selection: from blonde, redhaired, brown, silvered-ones and even the most rare bloodied ones (for those who like going wild!)

They're trained and able to treat you as you deserve... but for your welfare, don't make them angry.
 
first, my internet sometimes kicks me off Dancing Lawn and I can't get back on for a few minutes. and sometimes I just get bored so I get off.

ROFL!
 
Oh, I see. Well, even with the computers at the school, which are very fast, there are sometimes when the browers takes too much time to load up the page. It creeps me out that it will crash:eek: .

Now, here are the others:

Boba Fett. He's a profesional plague exterminator

-Mothers-in-law
-Rodents
-Rebels
-Mothers-in-law
-And anything that is worth a good booty and a legion of fans.

After all, what's his job all about.

Eloquence and good speaking:

Yoda, Master Jedi.

'The gates open will be, if you to speak good learn.

You'll be the finest person in speaking in whatever sort of conference or public demonstration. Amaze your public with your vast knowledge and moods of language with this exquisite variation.
 
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