The Arwenites and Eowynites.

Caspian: o_O what fell beasts?
Dorthy: I think they mean Toothless.:p
Toothless: *glares* *shoots blasts of fire at Sammy and SG*
Dorthy: hahaha, okay we have archers too! FIRE!

*hail of snowball-tipped arrows land on the Arwenites*

Dorthy: *runs up to me* Can we deploy the secret weapon?
me: Not quite yet. Sammy might have a plan, but so do I.:p

Frodo: FIRE ONE!
Caspian: *shoots a net at the Arwenites using the tomato cannon*
Frodo: FIRE TWO!
Caspian: *shoots two pairs of rackets at the Arwenites using the cannon*
Frodo: FIRE THREE KITTENMILLION!
Caspian: *shoots millions of badmitten birdies at the Arwenites*
Dorthy: *grabs another tomato cannon* *loads it* FIRE FOUR! *shoots a bowling ball at the Arwenites* HAHAHAHAHAHA!
me: Since when did we have a sports store on our side? o_O *shruggs* Oh well! *peers over wall to inspect damage*
 
Sir Godfrey said:
In the common tounge, slay that dragon! XD
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Me: O.O how can you want to kill Toothless?:eek: Coldhearted, slimy, heartless, mean, ARWENITES!
Caspian: Can we release the Secret Weapon, NOW?!?
me: *glares* No, not yet. I will not be goaded into it... yet. However *whispers to Caspian*
Caspian: *grins* *goes over to tomato cannon* *shoots a giant pumpkin which lands on SG's head, splattering him with pumpkin goo* :p
me: Okay kits, give it to 'em!
Dorthy: FIRE!
Kittens: *shoot, arrows and catapults at the Arwenites*
Toothless: *flies down and blasts the Arwenite's shields to bits*
 
It shall take more than mere pumpkins to waylay me! Annihilate that abomination of Morgoth! Take it down!

*Arrows fly towards the sky, many of them cascading upon the Toothless beast*

Captain: My lord! Our shields have become kindle!

Reform the lines! We shall not retreat! The Eldar shall prevail this day!
 
SammylovesNarnia1 said:
*arrives with reinforcements and distributes spare sheilds*
SHEILD WALL, LOCK SHEILDS!!! *line locks sheilds*
CHAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!
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Dorthy: Oh have fun charging against a stone WALL.:p
me: And I would not suggest using a battering ram to try and get our gate open: there's a nasty suprise waiting for anyone who does try it. In the meantime though.....
Caspian and Frodo: *shove a giant block of jello ontop of the Arwenites nearest to the walls*
Caspian: *grins* Oh lookit them squirm!
Dorthy: *grabs her brother's shoulder* Don't you DARE jump in there. We need your evil genius mind.
me: ATTACK! *leads a force up behind the Arwenites who are not stuck in the jello*
Toothless: *shoots more fireballs at the Arwenites*


(Hahaha, I forgot about this thread! Thanks for reviving it Sammy!:D)
 
[[looking askance at all the surreptitious roleplaying in this thread]]

I hereby declare myself to be an Arwenite because of the great sacrifice she made for love to choose a mortal life with Aragorn. But I will admit, Eowyn's standing up to the King of the Nazguls and her battle cry "I am no man!" is one of the high points of the PJ trilogy.
 
Sir Godfrey said:
Huzzah! Another hast joined The Arwenites! We shall prevail and quell this insignificant band of Rohirrim. :p
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Caspian: Can I duel him?
me: I have a better idea.... *whispers to Caspian and other kittens*
Caspian: OH YEAH BABY! *runs off*
Dorthy and Flower: *stand in front of the Eowynite fort hurling insults*
Dorthy: HEY YOU STINKIN', UGLY, LOUD, ARWENITES! COME AN' GET ME IF YOU CAN! *sticks out tounge*
Flower: *chucks rocks at the Arwenites* Catch me if you can you cowards!
Dorthy: YOU RELY ON RIVERS TO SAVE YA! FIGHT SOMEBODY WHO'S GOT REAL BRAVERY AN' SEE WHO WINS!
Flower: I like the fleas on my tail more than you!
Dorthy: *whispers to Flower* You have fleas?
Flower: *whispers back* Not really, but it was too good of a comparison to pass up.:p
 
Sir Godfrey said:
*Raises eyebrow* what crude tactics, but I suppose that should be expected from an inferior race of Eru. :p
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Frodo: Apprently Elves are like Vulcans and have no feelings except for pettiness and patheticness. And Arwen is annoying.
Flower: Honestly I didn't think that would work, but.... I want Caspian to have his fun so I figured all you can do is try.:p
Dorthy: Arwen is annoying though....
Frodo: And she kisses Aragorn in their dreams!:eek:
Flower: I don't think Eowyn ever kissed anybody.... at least not more than once or twice... Arwen kissed Aragorn like ten times in three movies! That's three in each and one left over! That's obsessive and complusive!
Frodo: And creepy. O.O
Dorthy: She Fales.
Flower: I'll laugh if we inadvertantly anger them with this. xD
Frodo: If not can we just carry out the plan?
Dorthy: If Mewsie says yes.....
Frodo, Dorthy and Flower: :D
 
Sir Godfrey said:
At least we elves are not implusive and irrational. We aren't ruled by feelings, we aren't beasts like the Heathen kings of the Edain. :p
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Dorthy: *controls temper* I like being a cat thank you very much.
me: At least the humans didn't start leaving Middle Earth when times got hard! We stuck it out and lived because we're stronger in the end!
Frodo: I dunno, maybe the world would be a better place without so many stuffy elves.
me: Ya got a point there Frodo....
Caspian: Are you ready yet?
me: No. *grabs can of silly string and shoots it in SG's face*
Toothless: *sets the Arwenite command pavilion on fire* *disapears again before anyone can blink*
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
Dorthy: *controls temper* I like being a cat thank you very much.
me: At least the humans didn't start leaving Middle Earth when times got hard! We stuck it out and lived because we're stronger in the end!
Frodo: I dunno, maybe the world would be a better place without so many stuffy elves.
me: Ya got a point there Frodo....
Caspian: Are you ready yet?
me: No. *grabs can of silly string and shoots it in SG's face*
Toothless: *sets the Arwenite command pavilion on fire* *disapears again before anyone can blink*
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Men would be still living in caves and wielding clubs if it weren't for us! :p
 
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