The Arwenites and Eowynites.

Mozart the Meerkitten said:
Caspian: *shoots a tomato into Sir G's mouth* Shut it dude, you ain't won nuthin' yet.
me: I go to school and come back to this. When did you guys decide to declare victory? Its not my fault I've never been to public school and so have almost no time to fight petty wars that should automatically be given to my side anyway. We have not forfitted! This war has not ended!
Dorthy: *crashes Arwenite party* *drives in on a tank* Mewsie told me there was one of these near where she lives, so I stole it.:p TRY TO GET ME NOW ARWENITE SCUM! *closes the top of the tank and start shooting giant frozen pumpkins at the Arwenites using the tank*
Frodo: DEATH OR GLORY! *uses a lazer gun to disintigrate the Arwenites bows and swords and arrows* I have no clue where I got this lazer from.:D
Caspian: oh that was my modification of a "Dot". I was meaning to use it to cut through the walls in the Insane Asylum but what you did with it works too. xD
me: DEATH OR GLORY! *draws sword and leads Eowynite charge at the Arwenites*
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Your act of hostility shall be considered a declaration of war! Either surrender or prepare for the Wrath of the First Borns!
 
Sir Godfrey said:
Your act of hostility shall be considered a declaration of war! Either surrender or prepare for the Wrath of the First Borns!
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Caspian: WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!
me: However we will demand a truce for Christmas. Most wars don't stop for Christmas but I think this one should.
Dorthy: I AGREE! And to help everyone get into the Christmas spirit.....
Dorthy's 'helping everyone to get into the Christmas spirit'
me: *sets up a white flag of truce* *grabs a metal dinner tray*
Frodo: *dumps a giant pile of snow beside the walls of the Eowynite fortress*
me: *balances tray on wall*
Kittens: *jump on*
me: *shoves us off*
Eowynite forces: *ride down the giant pile of snow into the Arwenite camp throwing presents*
me: Now they'll just feel like slimeballs if they attack us on Christmas/Christmas Eve.:p
Toto: *sets up a enormus Christmas tree in between the two camps*
Mozart: *flies up on Toothless and puts a star on top of the Christmas tree* An' God bless us every one.:)
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
Caspian: WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!
me: However we will demand a truce for Christmas. Most wars don't stop for Christmas but I think this one should.
Dorthy: I AGREE! And to help everyone get into the Christmas spirit.....
Dorthy's 'helping everyone to get into the Christmas spirit'
me: *sets up a white flag of truce* *grabs a metal dinner tray*
Frodo: *dumps a giant pile of snow beside the walls of the Eowynite fortress*
me: *balances tray on wall*
Kittens: *jump on*
me: *shoves us off*
Eowynite forces: *ride down the giant pile of snow into the Arwenite camp throwing presents*
me: Now they'll just feel like slimeballs if they attack us on Christmas/Christmas Eve.:p
Toto: *sets up a enormus Christmas tree in between the two camps*
Mozart: *flies up on Toothless and puts a star on top of the Christmas tree* An' God bless us every one.:)
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The Elves celebrate Chrismmukah. For the Eldar celebrate the Festival of the Lights and the Galadhrim celebrate Christmas. :)
 
I hate to admit it but I do start to like Eowyn more now :D I like her feisty mentality. I have a crying Witch-King coming to see me for cousenling. Everytime he hears a tyre go flat he starts to cry :D
 
I like both of them, but if I had to choose one I would go with Arwen. I enjoy the characters of the elves a lot. I'm reading The Silmarillion for class right now, and its cool to be reading about their beginnings in Middle Earth.
 
Narnia_bookworm said:
I like both of them, but if I had to choose one I would go with Arwen. I enjoy the characters of the elves a lot. I'm reading The Silmarillion for class right now, and its cool to be reading about their beginnings in Middle Earth.
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Welcome to Team Arwen! We shall humble the Eowynites soon enough. :D

Addendum: Huzzah! Thanks to you Narnia_bookworm the Arwenites offically out number the Eowynites! :D
 
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Sir Godfrey said:
The Eowynites are silent. Could victory be ours? Ai mendalla vic toria eve lasia!
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No. If I could make a post without ten characters that would be my entire reply. I'M STILL HERE. And my cats are... somewhere. I shall fight for the Eowynites until my last breath!

And no, Sir G, when I go to school tomorrow and can't post for 10+ hours it does not mean we've given up. It means I'm stuck in mandatory attendance at school and would much rather be here defending Eowyn.:rolleyes:
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
No. If I could make a post without ten characters that would be my entire reply. I'M STILL HERE. And my cats are... somewhere. I shall fight for the Eowynites until my last breath!

And no, Sir G, when I go to school tomorrow and can't post for 10+ hours it does not mean we've given up. It means I'm stuck in mandatory attendance at school and would much rather be here defending Eowyn.:rolleyes:
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*Draws elven blade* At last we meet again Mozart, for the last time! Defend your Shield Maiden! The light of the Evenstar shall give us victory everlasting! :p
 
Sir Godfrey said:
*Draws elven blade* At last we meet again Mozart, for the last time! Defend your Shield Maiden! The light of the Evenstar shall give us victory everlasting!
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Just keep telling yourself that.:rolleyes: *draws both her swords* Trust me, its not going to be much of a match.:p

Sir Godfrey said:
Do not be decieved by the Dame of Rohan. She is sinster in everyway!
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At least we're not deceptive, like you.:rolleyes: Arwen has some good points, but Eowyn is better, and a more developed character. And she has epic fight scenes.:D
 
TheWarriorSatyr said:
The Riddermark is Rohan, where mine allegiance lies. Lady Eowyn is the truest maid to ever set foot in this fair Middle-Earth.
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Sorry, the Lembas has gone to my head. You shall sink into the abyss for defying the Lady of Imladris!

To Mozart:

Eowyn is only developed more if you don't count Appendice A! Peter Jackson obviously favored the Evenstar, thus why he pulled from The Tale of Aragorn and Arwen! :p

All shall love Arwen and despair!
 
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Sir Godfrey said:
To Mozart:

Eowyn is only developed more if you don't count Appendice A! Peter Jackson obviously favored the Evenstar, thus why he pulled from The Tale of Aragorn and Arwen! :p

All shall love Arwen and despair!
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I have not read Appendix A, so therefore I do not count it. And all they got was a boring, unnecessary love story with lots of kissing. Eowyn got to kill the Witch King. And she's an epic swordswoman.

No, that was Galadriel, and she turned that down.:p
 
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