TheWarriorSatyr
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I,Theomer, own cousin to Eomer King, defy thee. *Draws sword* I would fight to the death to defend the Lady Eowen's honor.
The Arwenites and Eowynites.
- Thread starter Sir Godfrey
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Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
Then you shall be consumed by the Doom of Man! *Swings Hadhafang*
Mozart the Meerkitten
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Angband was destroyed when the Valar took down Morgoth and threw him into the Void. Your threat is now invalid. As is your order.
*folds arms to watch fight* Boys fighting over girls is always amusing.
*twirls her sword, Fireheart boredly*
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
Angband was destroyed when the Valar took down Morgoth and threw him into the Void. Your threat is now invalid. As is your order.
*folds arms to watch fight* Boys fighting over girls is always amusing.
The Ruins of Angband still survive, so it shall be Oubliette dungeon.
Mozart the Meerkitten
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The Ruins of Angband still survive, so it shall be Oubliette dungeon.
I'm pretty sure I could escape, considering there are a number of tunnels and back doors in those ruins.
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
I'm pretty sure I could escape, considering there are a number of tunnels and back doors in those ruins.
Then I shall send thee to Cirith Ungol!
TheWarriorSatyr
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That's near Ithilien. And who lives in Ithilien with her husband? Let me think. Oh! It's Eowyn!
Your threat is again invalid.
Your threat is again invalid.
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
Perhaps we should lock you both up in Minas Morgul!
TheWarriorSatyr
New member
Minas Morgul is Minas Ithil again. Faramir lives there. So much for that idea. Got anything else?
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
It is fitting to seal lovers together in Minas Ithil. They may remain there tell they perish from lack of provisions.
Mozart the Meerkitten
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It is fitting to seal lovers together in Minas Ithil. They may remain there tell they perish from lack of provisions.
If they live there, they have the key.
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
If they live there, they have the key.
Then I shall sieze the key, lock them inside, and proclaim victory for the Evenstar!
*Rides for the Morgul Vale*
Mozart the Meerkitten
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Then I shall sieze the key, lock them inside, and proclaim victory for the Evenstar!
*Rides for the Morgul Vale*
*archers shoot at Sir G, forcing him back* You are not welcome in the abode of the monarchs of Ithilien. Go away.
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
*archers shoot at Sir G, forcing him back* You are not welcome in the abode of the monarchs of Ithilien. Go away.
*Arrow shafts protrude out of shield*
That's ok, it hasn't be my day for warm welcomes.
Mozart the Meerkitten
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Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
So sorry for your luck. You'll have to try a different way to get us, though.
So be it.
*Calls forth the siege towers*
Niem del lothia ama dorsi!
Mozart the Meerkitten
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Somehow, I don't think Google Translate is gonna know what that says...
*lobs catapults of honey at the siege towers, halting some of them*
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
Somehow, I don't think Google Translate is gonna know what that says...
*lobs catapults of honey at the siege towers, halting some of them*
*Unleashes giant Winnie the Pooh to devour the honey*
It shall take more than honey to hamper our advance!
Mozart the Meerkitten
Well-known member
*sets siege towers on fire* *spontaneously*
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
*Catapaults giant jugs of water onto the flaming siege towers, thus dousing the flames*
Ladders!!!
*Ladders rise from the base of Morgul Walls*