The Arwenites and Eowynites.

Sir Godfrey said:
Men would be still living in caves and wielding clubs if it weren't for us! :p
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me: Not really.... we're kinda smarter than that....
Frodo: But you Arwenites wouldn't know that because you're too busy leaving Middle Earth and crying and watching Arwen and Aragorn kiss, over and over again! Yes, I snuck into one of your tents and they have a TV with Two Towers on it and they just play this one scene of those two kissing over and over and over again! Its really disturbing!:eek:
me: O.O
Toothless: *sets Sir G on fire*
 
I do not appreciate wading in Toothless' flames, it tarnishs my armor with soot. As for the kissing, it wasn't sanctioned by us, Arwen is rather liberal in her emotions. Lord Elrond has attempted to quell her excessive displays of affection, but alas it has been to no avail. As for departing, we have been stewards of Middle Earth for many ages, we endured the rule of Morgoth and Fire Drakes of old. So do no lecture us on such matters. For it was Fingolfin who faced the dark lord before his gates of Angband. We elves have more courage in our being than all the races of men and beasts of Arda. :p
 
Sir Godfrey said:
I do not appreciate wading in Toothless' flames, it tarnishs my armor with soot. As for the kissing, it wasn't sanctioned by us, Arwen is rather liberal in her emotions. Lord Elrond has attempted to quell her excessive displays of affection, but alas it has been to no avail. As for departing, we have been stewards of Middle Earth for many ages, we endured the rule of Morgoth and Fire Drakes of old. So do no lecture us on such matters. For it was Fingolfin who faced the dark lord before his gates of Angband. We elves have more courage in our being than all the races of men and beasts of Arda. :p
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Dorthy: You all faled though.
Flower: Actually Dorthy is correct. Elrond faled, Arwen faled, Finglofin didn't exacly fale but he did die so.... And you elves fale because you are still leaving!
Toothless: *blows a smoke ring over Sir G's head*
me: Toothless says he thinks elves smell bad.:p
Frodo: I liked Finglofin. I thought we just had a problem with Arwen....? Can I defect if I have to hate all elves?
Dorthy: No. I'll strap you to the door and let the elves use you for target pratice.
me: Now Frodo is correct. We are SUPPOSED to only have a problem with Arwen. We can appreciate the other sides' heroes just like the North and South could admire the other sides heroes and tactics after the civil war.
Caspian: Forget you people, you all talk too much! Lets have some action! *grabs tomato cannon and starts firing at the Arwenites, who have apprently been sleeping as the leaders talk*
Toothless: *sets the ground around the Arwenites on fire to confuse them with smoke*
Dorthy: *shoots Sir G's helmet off* Haha! Bullseye!
Flower: *shoots an arrow into Arwen's braid* That's better than a bullseye.
Dorthy: *stares at her sister in awe*
 
An assault on me would have been tolerated, but on the Lady Arwen, that is simply unacceptable! I call forth all legions of the Eldar to assail this peculiar entourage!

*Elves in full golden armor emerge wiedling long bows and scrimitars*
 
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Sir Godfrey said:
An assault on me would have been tolerated, but on the Lady Arwen that is simply unacceptable! I call forth all legions of the Eldar to assail this peculiar entourage!

*Elves in full golden armor emerge wiedling long bows and scrimitars*
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Caspian: FINALLY! Can I go NOW Mewsie?!?
me: :rolleyes: Procceed.
Caspian: *darts back inside and comes back out flying a peculiar contraption* (it kind of looks like the picture (see below) only attatched to a small platform and wings with a seat on one end so that one may load amunition into it. a stack of amunition is set beside the seat. Mozart is flying it)
Mozart: YAHOOOOOO!
Caspian: Behold! MY Secret Weapon of Doom and Destruction!
Mozart: *loads weapon with frozen rock-hard tomatoes and shoots them down at the Arwenites legions* Eat frozen slime you lousy Arwenites!
Caspian: *goes beserk with the tomato cannon and fires flaming tomatoes onto the Arwenites*
me: Well this is gonna be fun. *grabs bow*
 

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*The elven hosts raise shields to repel tomatoes*
SG: Fire melted marshmellow arrows!
*The shields are laid aside and bows are raised to sky, sticky arrows fly, some still flaming*
 
me: Kame!
*Eowynite fighters in the first row place their shields in the frontal position. Those in the ranks farther back raise their shields over their heads. This forms a nearly impegnaterable shell and the marshmellow arrows fall harmlessly onto the shields. The remaining kittens remove the ones that had become stuck*



(Note, most of our force is situated in the courtyard of our fort, which is why this manuver was possible. During the absence of people from this thread the walls were fortified with some stone, though not completely. Any wood that is showing has been soaked in water, so flames would have little affect on it. I'm assuming the Arwenite forces are massed in front of our gate [which is still blocked by the gigantic block of jello] and attacking from there. It makes sense to assume that there would be tents farther out into the field where their camp is.)
 
SG: Prepare the boiling hot pudding!
Infantryman: Yes sire!
*A massive couldron of blazing hot puddling is brought to the battle field.*
SG: Unleash the pudding!
*The mighty bowl is tilted and a sea of scorching hot pudding is unleashed upon the Eowynites*
 
Oh and by the way going back to the whole Eowyn's only acheivement being her killing the Nazgul: Basically technically yes she gives the fatal blow BUT without merry she would be dead. She claims credit for Merry's deed. In my eyes he killed the nazgul!!! He was brave and he stabbed him where as Eowyn just foolishly charged into battle being all 'Women can fight lardi lardi' Merry demonstrated true courage as did Arwen when she gave up immortality for Aragorn. :p
 
SammylovesNarnia1 said:
Oh and by the way going back to the whole Eowyn's only acheivement being her killing the Nazgul: Basically technically yes she gives the fatal blow BUT without merry she would be dead. She claims credit for Merry's deed. In my eyes he killed the nazgul!!! He was brave and he stabbed him where as Eowyn just foolishly charged into battle being all 'Women can fight lardi lardi' Merry demonstrated true courage as did Arwen when she gave up immortality for Aragorn. :p
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Thou hast made Arwen proud. :)
 
I was feeling quite proud of myself :)
Now shall we charge and give the Lady Arwen something to be proud of?
FOR ARWEN!!!
*Legions of Arwenites charge against the Eowynites aided by Eagles, Gandalf and the dwarves of the misty mountains*
 
SammylovesNarnia1 said:
I was feeling quite proud of myself :)
Now shall we charge and give the Lady Arwen something to be proud of?
FOR ARWEN!!!
*Legions of Arwenites charge against the Eowynites aided by Eagles, Gandalf and the dwarves of the misty mountains*
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This is quite astonishing! The dwarves haven't come to our aid in ages! :D
 
Sir Godfrey said:
I declare the war ended! The Arwenites have prevailed! This is a day of jubliation!
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Caspian: *shoots a tomato into Sir G's mouth* Shut it dude, you ain't won nuthin' yet.
me: I go to school and come back to this. When did you guys decide to declare victory? Its not my fault I've never been to public school and so have almost no time to fight petty wars that should automatically be given to my side anyway. We have not forfitted! This war has not ended!
Dorthy: *crashes Arwenite party* *drives in on a tank* Mewsie told me there was one of these near where she lives, so I stole it.:p TRY TO GET ME NOW ARWENITE SCUM! *closes the top of the tank and start shooting giant frozen pumpkins at the Arwenites using the tank*
Frodo: DEATH OR GLORY! *uses a lazer gun to disintigrate the Arwenites bows and swords and arrows* I have no clue where I got this lazer from.:D
Caspian: oh that was my modification of a "Dot". I was meaning to use it to cut through the walls in the Insane Asylum but what you did with it works too. xD
me: DEATH OR GLORY! *draws sword and leads Eowynite charge at the Arwenites*
 
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