The Big Duffer Who Went BANG Theory!!!

[BarbarianKing]

I am trying to postulate a new scientific theory called, you guessed it: the name of this thread. Well, not specifically "the name of this thread" theory! Jeeze!! but The Big Duffer Who Went .... yeah, got it duffers?

Well, I need help. Post any ideas that can help me develop this theory.

 

[Captain Holly]

Chester's hot fries ARE relevant.

 

[dayhawk68]

once there was no duffer and BANG there I was!

 

[BarbarianKing]

Chester's hot fries ARE relevant.

once there was no duffer and BANG there I was!

Excellent you two!!! *takes notes and runs figures in his TI Scientific Calculator*

 

[CaspianGirl]

BANG!!!!! *head explodes*

 

[dayhawk68]

Excellent you two!!! *takes notes and runs figures in his TI Scientific Calculator*

I have to wonder though...what you call a Hilary Duff fan if not a Duffer????

 

[BarbarianKing]

I have to wonder though...what you call a Hilary Duff fan if not a Duffer????

Nah! That would be a Duffan. Think, Kim, think! How can I develop my theory if you can't think straight!!!

 

[dayhawk68]

this is true...hmmmm OH!! duh! Duffers came from came from spoons. It all makes sense!!!

 

[BarbarianKing]

Well, it sort of like when the "thing" hits the Duffan! That's what's wrong about Duffans. But they do not figure in the new theory. Come on!

 

[Captain Holly]

lol @ your quote failure.

 

[dayhawk68]

Well, it sort of like when the "thing" hits the Duffan! That's what's wrong about Duffans. But they do not figure in the new theory. Come on!

whats the thing? why the ""???
Spoons = duffers we all know this!

 

[BarbarianKing]

I can't say the word between "". You'll just have to figure it out!! But lets not get off topic. I need this theory soon!! I want to publish my paper like, today!!

 

[dayhawk68]

paper? well then here it goes. Once there was no duffer, then a spoon sneezed and thus a duffer!

 

[BarbarianKing]

lol @ your quote failure.

I'll take that as a valuable scientific point. *takes more notes and runs more figures*

 

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

Ehm...........*reads biography of BK* there you go...Dufferish in all kinds

 

[Liz]

paper? well then here it goes. Once there was no duffer, then a spoon sneezed and thus a duffer!

This spoon had a cold, and because it sneezed many other spoons got a cold, too. And started sneezing. Every time a spoon sneezed - a new duffer!!

Simple and logical!

 

[CaspianGirl]

This spoon had a cold, and because it sneezed many other spoons got a cold, too. And started sneezing. Every time a spoon sneezed - a new duffer!!

Simple and logical!

Really? Oh crap, I just ate pudding with that spoon.

 

[Dernhelm]

BC left NF, and therefore went BANG.

Or maybe not.

 

[Liz]

Really? Oh crap, I just ate pudding with that spoon.

Bad luck!

But don't worry too much. Perhaps humans can't get a spoon-cold!!

 

[~Lava~]

We don't come from spoons, heaven forbid. No, we come from SPORKS. The Spork dropped and BANG, there were Duffers. Spector dropped it.