The Big Duffer Who Went BANG Theory!!!

Though I knowest not the strange tongue of Spanish well (for my father's father had endeavored, most unsuccessfully to instruct me in it), I know well that thou hast no civil tongue in thy head.

Off with her tongue!
 
Thou hast been reading Alice in Wonderland for overmuch time, and now thy brain hath been fried, like the trout of great renown.
 
Yea, Alice in Wonderland is one of the greatest works of all time, how canst one not read and re-read it again? One shouldst honor it as one would the works of the bard.

And I hath no brain, surely, thou remember'st that?
 
Thou hast no brain, indeed, but thou hast a mind, for they are different beings. If thou doubt'st, question Descartes, for thy mind is all thou canst truly be assured of.
 
Indeed, thou speakest noble truth. For I hath no brain, thus my brain canst not be fried as it existeth not. But I hear rumors that thou dost have one?
 
Thou shouldst not listen to rumors, for my brain (alas!) was eaten this day. It hath been lost...lost.... *weepeth*
 
No, for I do need it upon the morrow. And I shouldst leave this place for the evening, as my three tests do await.
 
O Lossy-tree, this thread is passing faint, and it needeth a physician whose powerful leeches shall cleanse its humors.
 
Maniacal cittens are all descended from Coco, the ancient Cing of the Cats, who cnew that cangeroos were coming to capture the contents of his citchen....
 
Gondorgirl said:
if dufferism confuses you you obviously did not come from fruit, you came from icky vegetables :p
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Ha, ha :D

I suddenly remember all the fun on this thread!

I still think true Duffers come from fruits. But in order to let our Dufferism truly flourish, we have to eat a lot of icecream as well.

* eats vanilla icecream * :cool:

The kind of icecream we like, tells what kind of Duffers we are.
Duffers eating vanilla icecream are very "intelligent"! (Of course, since I eat it! :D) They have a vivid imagination, and some sing opera in the shower! ;)
 
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