The Big Duffer Who Went BANG Theory!!!

However, there is one thing I still don't understand, if duffers came from spoons (or even sporks as Lava has postulated) then what came from the mellon baller and apple corer that are also sitting in the Great Utinsel Drawer of the Unknown?
 
However, there is one thing I still don't understand, if duffers came from spoons (or even sporks as Lava has postulated) then what came from the mellon baller and apple corer that are also sitting in the Great Utinsel Drawer of the Unknown?

duh, Mods and Newbs...Newbs only become Duffers when they die and get reincarnated through the spoons!

(The Spork theory has been disproven btw)
 
No it hasn't, Everyone knows that duffers cannot have come from spoons, they are forbidden by the Can and therefore we cannot have come from them. Elsewise we would be more inclined to worship silverware (May they die a painful death). It makes perfect sense, I promise.
 
No it hasn't, Everyone knows that duffers cannot have come from spoons, they are forbidden by the Can and therefore we cannot have come from them. Elsewise we would be more inclined to worship silverware (May they die a painful death). It makes perfect sense, I promise.

The Can is an illusion! Fairytales the Forks and Knives tell Duffers so that we don't worship the Spoon. Dont belielve the lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
The big Spoon vs. Spork debate hasn't been fully resolved in Dufferish Scientific Circles because none of the duffer scientist can stop going in, yes, circles. They think that you LITERALLY have to run in CIRCLES to be a Scientific Circle.
But anyway, I think both sides of the debate have valid points, the problem is which ones to include (and how) in this new theory!!!!

COME ON PEOPLE!! I NEED A LITTLE MORE BRAINPOWER HERE!!!
 
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According to the latest relativity theory that states that people who write in green are somehow related to duffers, it looks like you have a small error in your math!!
 
In the early literary environment there were free floating letters, 32 of them known from fossils such as Silas Mariner and Hamlet. Some of those, such as the letter Squizzy and Gnurple went extinct because they could not survive the telegraph and later the internet. Being slow letters, you see, they were outcompeted in the mad rush to broadband.

Those letters formed the first words in the paleoliterature era, some still fiercely independent like "a" and "I", but others forming symbiotic relationships between consonants and vowels yielding syllables and finally more complex words.

Sooner or later ecosystems formed, and words found niches within them, becoming verbs, nouns, adverbs and a bizzare form called the g'numph which was an evolutionary dead end.

It was in this environment that the Chronicles of Narnia arose as the pinnacle of evolution.
 
Well I'm afraid I believe in a Creation in 6 Duffers theory. I mean how could the Duffer have gone bang if no one had created the Duffer!?
 
In the early literary environment there were free floating letters, 32 of them known from fossils such as Silas Mariner and Hamlet. Some of those, such as the letter Squizzy and Gnurple went extinct because they could not survive the telegraph and later the internet. Being slow letters, you see, they were outcompeted in the mad rush to broadband.

Those letters formed the first words in the paleoliterature era, some still fiercely independent like "a" and "I", but others forming symbiotic relationships between consonants and vowels yielding syllables and finally more complex words.

Sooner or later ecosystems formed, and words found niches within them, becoming verbs, nouns, adverbs and a bizzare form called the g'numph which was an evolutionary dead end.

It was in this environment that the Chronicles of Narnia arose as the pinnacle of evolution.
I am not sure if this whole thing can go in the regular Big Duffer Who Went BANG theory or in the "Special" Big Duffer Who Went BANG theory! I'll have to run some more numbers.


I completely suck at math. :p
You are the perfect helper for this work!!!!!
 
you're getting it all wrong! there is no beginning or end to the history of duffers, and no one goes bang except for gg's stomach at some point... and the rubber duckie whb blew up the other day. haha. actually, i collected all the pieces, glued them back together and... but that's not the point here.
fact is, we're all part of the circle of dufferage. for every duffer who leaves, another comes. depending on your former duffering you could be reborn a specter... or hb.
by a reason that is still a mystery, sometimes duffers get lost and go somewhere outside the circle. we call this process "sanity". that is when we need gkon's cloning machine so that the balance of dufferland is not endangered. i myself, as an example, am a clone of... oh, would you look at the time?
 
All right, I've got the basic idea of this; nothing works unless it goes BANG! first!
 
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