The Big Duffer Who Went BANG Theory!!!

Miss Freckles said:
you're getting it all wrong! there is no beginning or end to the history of duffers, and no one goes bang except for gg's stomach at some point... and the rubber duckie whb blew up the other day. haha. actually, i collected all the pieces, glued them back together and... but that's not the point here.
fact is, we're all part of the circle of dufferage. for every duffer who leaves, another comes. depending on your former duffering you could be reborn a specter... or hb.
by a reason that is still a mystery, sometimes duffers get lost and go somewhere outside the circle. we call this process "sanity". that is when we need gkon's cloning machine so that the balance of dufferland is not endangered. i myself, as an example, am a clone of... oh, would you look at the time?
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I already tried these specific sequences, including throwing some duffer clones into a mixer and adding some maple syrup for sweetness and peroxide to see if they would go blonde, but it did not work. It might still need something else, but who knows what!

Gondorgirl said:
All right, I've got the basic idea of this; nothing works unless it goes BANG! first!
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That is not quite true, though. I banged some duffers on the back of the head and they're still not doing any work!!!
 
BarbarianKing said:
That is not quite true, though. I banged some duffers on the back of the head and they're still not doing any work!!!
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you have not contradicted my theory, I said "nothing works unless it goes BANG! first!" I did not say that something will ALWAYS work when it goes bang, but it will never work UNLESS it goes bang

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and no one goes bang except for gg's stomach at some point
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hee hee I didn't notice that before :p
 
Gondorgirl said:
you have not contradicted my theory, I said "nothing works unless it goes BANG! first!" I did not say that something will ALWAYS work when it goes bang, but it will never work UNLESS it goes bang
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Well, yeah, but since it makes a lot of sense, it can never be used in any new duffer theory!
 
~Lava~ said:
We don't come from spoons, heaven forbid. No, we come from SPORKS. The Spork dropped and BANG, there were Duffers. Spector dropped it.
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What in the name of Aslan is a "spork"? :confused: It's not in my dictionary, and I have a big one!!

And English is not my mothertongue, so an explanation, please! :cool:
 
A spork is a hideous creation from the depths of Scaryman's lair, it is half spoon half fork and prone to stealing cookies

Frequently found in Taco Bell
 

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Gondorgirl said:
A spork is a hideous creation from the depths of Scaryman's lair, it is half spoon half fork and prone to stealing cookies

Frequently found in Taco Bell
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Taco Bell and other scary places where you go in your happy self, and come out looking round. The more you go in, the rounder you get.

By anyway, as you can see from the picture, the idea that Duffers came from sporks is highly debatable, as it is the other idea that they came from spoons. Both ideas however have valid points as both make no sense at all.
 
Gondorgirl said:
A spork is a hideous creation from the depths of Scaryman's lair, it is half spoon half fork and prone to stealing cookies

Frequently found in Taco Bell
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It is indeed hideous!! So I'm now convinced Duffers can't come from Sporks! We're much too pretty for that, aren't we?! :D

So here's the real scientific explanation:

In the beginning was "soup"! But since spoons are needed to eat soup, they were created right after the soup! Unfortunately the weather became colder, so the spoons caught cold and sneezed. And as explained earlier, a Duffer appears every time a spoon sneezes! ;)

So simple, and perfectly sensible! :D
 
Liz said:
It is indeed hideous!! So I'm now convinced Duffers can't come from Sporks! We're much too pretty for that, aren't we?! :D

So here's the real scientific explanation:

In the beginning was "soup"! But since spoons are needed to eat soup, they were created right after the soup! Unfortunately the weather became colder, so the spoons caught cold and sneezed. And as explained earlier, a Duffer appears every time a spoon sneezes! ;)

So simple, and perfectly sensible! :D
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Therein lies my problem!!! Whenever an idea is simple and sensible to be applied to duffers, it invalidates itself in the fact that if it makes sense, it is not dufferish enough, and therefore, cannot be applied to duffers. See my dilemma?
 
BarbarianKing said:
Therein lies my problem!!! Whenever an idea is simple and sensible to be applied to duffers, it invalidates itself in the fact that if it makes sense, it is not dufferish enough, and therefore, cannot be applied to duffers. See my dilemma?
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What's the problem?! :D Duffers are indeed very sensible, so shouldn't be any inconsistency there.
And I'll say it again, Duffers are much too pretty to come from those ugly sporks!! ;)

The question is more how to prove this theory scientifically.
Have to think about that!! :cool: Any good ideas?
 
BarbarianKing said:
Taco Bell and other scary places where you go in your happy self, and come out looking round. The more you go in, the rounder you get.

By anyway, as you can see from the picture, the idea that Duffers came from sporks is highly debatable, as it is the other idea that they came from spoons. Both ideas however have valid points as both make no sense at all.
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Why don't we debate whether they came from forks, we've established that it was possible for them to come from spoons or sporks so it must be impossible for them to come from forks, thus they probably did come from forks.
 
Liz said:
What's the problem?! :D Duffers are indeed very sensible, so shouldn't be any inconsistency there.
And I'll say it again, Duffers are much too pretty to come from those ugly sporks!! ;)

The question is more how to prove this theory scientifically.
Have to think about that!! :cool: Any good ideas?
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Thank you for proving my point. Duffer's always think they are being sensible, therefore, it doesn't make sense.

Gondorgirl said:
Why don't we debate whether they came from forks, we've established that it was possible for them to come from spoons or sporks so it must be impossible for them to come from forks, thus they probably did come from forks.
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You might be on to something here. However, since this idea came from an old duffer's head (yours), and it kind of has a very logical sense to it, it cannot be used. Oy! What to do!!
 
BarbarianKing said:
Thank you for proving my point. Duffer's always think they are being sensible, therefore, it doesn't make sense.


You might be on to something here. However, since this idea came from an old duffer's head (yours), and it kind of has a very logical sense to it, it cannot be used. Oy! What to do!!
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Oy, how do you know I"m an old duffer, I think I'm younger than you :D

and it makes less logical sense than I usually try to make...

*eats exclamation point*
 
BarbarianKing said:
Thank you for proving my point. Duffer's always think they are being sensible, therefore, it doesn't make sense.
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But if it doesn't make sense, there's no problem!! (According to you, anyway!) :D So hereby it's just proven that the spoon theory is very valid!!

Very interesting scientific point: If a theory sounds logical, it's not valid!! I think this is only possible in BK's head! ;)
 
Liz said:
But if it doesn't make sense, there's no problem!! (According to you, anyway!) :D So hereby it's just proven that the spoon theory is very valid!!

Very interesting scientific point: If a theory sounds logical, it's not valid!! I think this is only possible in BK's head! ;)
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Once again, if it doesn't make sense, it's good for duffers and dufferish things, and if it does make sense it enough to be applied to duffers, then it can never be used or applied to duffers. It sort of like you having a cookie and then I take it and eat it. See? And I don't use a spoon, or a fork, or a spork. Not even those ice cream scoopers of pizza cutters.
 
BarbarianKing said:
Once again, if it doesn't make sense, it's good for duffers and dufferish things, and if it does make sense it enough to be applied to duffers, then it can never be used or applied to duffers.
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This is your theory about Duffers, I get that! And applied to the Duffers in the VotDT book, it makes some sense.

But I thought "The Big Duffer Who Went BANG Theory" was about us writing in "The Land of Duffers" here on TDL. If this is the case, you'll have to prove your theory about Duffers and sense! :D

Interesting that the "spoon theory" can be regarded as too sensible!! Amazing! :)
 
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