*eats the cookies left over from all blown-up duffers*
The Big Duffer Who Went BANG Theory!!!
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Liz
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CaspianGirl
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Cookies and silly (but fun) theories go together!!!
Liz
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No, cookies and milk go together, brownies and ice cream go together, pepperoni and M&Ms go together but cookies and silly theories do not go to gether. Caramel Apples and silly (but fun) theories go together!
Liz
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Yes, GG!
Very good points, especially pepperoni and M&Ms!!"Where did all the cookies go long time passing?
Where did all the cookies go long time ago?
Where did all the cookies go?
BK ate them everyone.
When will he ever learn, when will he ever learn!"
(A new version of an old evergreen)
I like the song. Keep the cookies coming!!!!
Liz
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I'll just repeat the last line of the song:
"When will he ever learn, when will he ever learn!"
To answer this here's another quote from a song:
"The answer my friend is blowing in the wind, the answer is blowing in the wind."
Or even better, perhaps it's the cookies that are blowing in the wind, away from BK!
He's eaten enough already!!Still haven't seen any proof that cookies and silly (but fun) theories go together! On the contrary - all BK can think of right now are cookies, which actually proves the opposite!!
Cookies are actually being helpful. Seems that cookie dough originated somewhere in outer space, so it has some cosmic properties. It might help postulate my theory. Either that or give me stomach ache!! In either case, duffers win.
Liz
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Cookie dough from outer space...! Well, interesting. Inspires me to expand a little on the soup/spoon theory.
In the beginning was "soup"! But since spoons are needed to eat soup, they were created right after the soup. Unfortunately both the weather - and the soup - became colder, so the spoons caught cold and sneezed. And every time a spoon sneezed, a Duffer appeared.
So far so good.
But Duffers also need something to eat. And because they ate soup with spoons, that had a cold, the Duffers caught cold, too. They wished for something else to eat. And suddenly small balls started falling down from Heaven like meteorites. On closer examination the balls turned out to be cookie dough falled down from outer space.
The Duffers figured out how to make cookies, and lived happily ever after!
Lo, that's a real fairytale!!!
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Cut it out with the cookies, I already told you we need caramel apples
Liz
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Oops, I forgot them in the soup/spoon theory.
After the Duffers had found out how to make cookies, a big apple fell down from outer space as well. A Duffer ate the apple and throw the core away. Later an apple tree grew in this place.
The Duffers were happy, and one especially bright Duffer discovered how to make caramel.
Hence the Duffers can have caramel apples. And as some have found out already, this helps them to develop silly ( but fun) theories.There are still a few, who believe that cookies can help them. But as they'll soon find out, this is not the case!!
And then Duffers can live happily ever after!!
This is the true story about the origin of Duffers!
*dips caramel apple in sprinkles*
Caramel apples can also be sprinkled with chocolate chips, which is an ingredient for awesome cookies. So in a way, caramel apples and cookies are related. All this is explained in the Duffer Relativity Theory!!
Liz
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Really? And where is that theory to be found? Couldn't find it here in "The Land of Duffers".
Guess/hope that theory is as crazy ... my mean wellfounded as the "soup/spoon/cookies/caramel apples theory"!
Abandon hope ye who enter this thread with a shred of logic...
ah but potato chips are good in cookies too but they aren't good in caramel apples so no chocoloate chips allowed and thus no cookies allowed. sorry.
*bakes brownies*
ah but potato chips are good in cookies too but they aren't good in caramel apples so no chocoloate chips allowed and thus no cookies allowed. sorry.
Really? And where is that theory to be found? Couldn't find it here in "The Land of Duffers".
Guess/hope that theory is as crazy ... my mean wellfounded as the "soup/spoon/cookies/caramel apples theory"!
*bakes brownies*
You'll just have to take my word for it. That theory is easy to explain, but if I did, it would stop being a duffer theory because you can't really explain one. The thing is that a duffer theory doesn't make sense, thus being a duffer theory is very sensible. Now can you see my problem about the big duffer who went bang theory?Really? And where is that theory to be found? Couldn't find it here in "The Land of Duffers".