The Duffer Award!

Who Should Win The Duffer Award?

  • black_cloak

    Votes: 7 46.7%

  • holyboy666

    Votes: 5 33.3%

  • Dernhelm

    Votes: 3 20.0%
  • Total voters
    15
  • Poll closed .
Miss Freckles said:
Cough me up, or I will punch your larynx while you're serenading your crush!
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Nooooooooo! But hey, my crush knows I can sing well anyway so you're not messing with my reputation too much.


Sopespian said:
What the heck? Why would you punch GG?! She's my friend! :(:mad:

I am ordering the Telmarine secret service to protect GG from those who would desire to punch her.
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Mike has the right idea. I accept his offer of secret service. I need some sunglasses so I can match them.

Miss Freckles said:
So... Do you think that different fictional worlds can co-exist in GG's stomach? Extraordinary! I could kill Cap'n Hook with the Sword of Gryffindor!
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Of course they can!

WarriorSatyr said:
It stands for Supernatural.

Well, now I just feel silly, Sopes. Remind me to highlight everything now.
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Which makes for the disturbing part of it.
Highlight everything. All the time. Make it an obsession.
 
:rolleyes:
I blame people like you for making me obsessive. I do highlight--way too much. Even outside TDL. Other people have noticed....
Anyone who is accepting Telmarines as personal secret service agents needs to read one of the following titles:
  • Common Sense
  • Prolonging Your Life, One Year at a Time
  • Background Checks and How to Give Them
  • How Not to Be Deceived by Thalassophobiacs

There is also an online course in the relationship between self-defense and avoiding suspicious people. You should look into it. Without Glozelle looking over your shoulder.
 
Unless you're planning to move yesterday, of course. Then you can send all the books to your home address that you would like.
 
That you can afford. Start with as many books as you can afford. And don't order that book about how debt helps you grow as a person. I saw you put it on your reading list. Also, Telmar Forever - Cheerleading for Good Causes, A Practical Introduction...!?!? Really?!?!
 
I don't actually think you need to go into debt. If you were a better scavenger, you wouldn't need to buy food, and that would free up a lot of money.
 
Miss Freckles said:
That you can afford. Start with as many books as you can afford. And don't order that book about how debt helps you grow as a person. I saw you put it on your reading list. Also, Telmar Forever - Cheerleading for Good Causes, A Practical Introduction...!?!? Really?!?!
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I see nothing wrong whatsoever with this purchase. However, I was not aware of this book's existence. Could you direct me to where I might find it on Kindle? I need to read it... for... research.

Glenburne said:
I don't actually think you need to go into debt. If you were a better scavenger, you wouldn't need to buy food, and that would free up a lot of money.
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Wise words.

:D And, hey. I feel like I shouldn't even have to explain this on here. I have a good reputation as an upstanding guy. And GG has no qualms about being protected by me. I think that should say something for my character. :D
 
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Things GG has no qualms about:
  • cannibalism
  • eating herself
  • maintaining hundreds of fandoms simultaneously
  • not feeling guilty about her short attention span

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
 
The best thing for anyone who is worried about GG's attention span to do is to say something really insulting to Faramir. Better yet, say it in a way that sounds like a serious attempt at analysis. Or try, "Faramir shows a real depth of character in the movie. Too bad Tolkien wasn't as good a writer as Peter Jackson."
 
...the police haul you in for vandalism, and the criminals all laugh at you because nobody sprays arguments on public buildings these days.
 
Uh-huh. They won't issue spray paint to you in jail, though. Your niche will have to un-niche itself very quickly.
 
That makes no sense to me, which means it will definitely not make any sense to the prison warden. He will ignore you.
 
But the prison warden has a degree in linguistics (which is why he became a prison warden) and will perform an IC analysis on the sentence, after which it will make perfect sense to him and he will sit in front of my cell with his sandwich and we will have delightful conversations about everything under the sun and syntax.
 
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