The Duffer Award!

Who Should Win The Duffer Award?

  • black_cloak

    Votes: 7 46.7%

  • holyboy666

    Votes: 5 33.3%

  • Dernhelm

    Votes: 3 20.0%
  • Total voters
    15
  • Poll closed .
"The time has come," the Walrus said, "to speak of many things. Of shoes, and ships, and sealing wax. Of cabbages and kings, and why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings."
 
No, no, no. If you expose a cabbage leaf to particularly odd radiation and then sharpen it, it can be used to assassinate world leaders and strike terror into the hearts of taxidermists everywhere.
 
Since Waldo isn't human, why wouldn't it be? And I'm sure WS has settled it with the appropriate authorities. No legal limbo or anything. He would never. *hugs WS*
 
I've seen WS lurking in dark alleys with Bufferduffin and Dufferbuffin. I'm not entirely convinced that he can even safely contact the appropriate authorities without being arrested.
 
They were evil things in an online click game I was playing for a while.

"The Starveling Cat!
The Starveling Cat!
Look what it did
To your nice new hat!"




Stuff like that, you know.
 
Don't be so dualistic and bossy. There are lots of things you can do with cats, and I leave it up to you which you choose. You can use them to instill terror in the heart of yarn (or the Heart of Yarn, if Yarn is the capital of the Kingdom of the Mice), you can use them in Transfiguration class, you can hide under cars with them, you can listen to them purring, you can learn the art of the dignified silence from them, you can poke their belly unawares, etc. etc.
 
...you can eat them, you can shave them and use the fur as yarn, you can do scientific experiments on them....
 
I liiiiiiiiiive! Seriously. Every time I try to get on here, I get an error message about the server being too busy. Anyone else have that problem?
 
If you had said, 'Every time I try to get on here, except this time,' it would not have been a hyperbole. Or if you had said, 'Every time I try to get on here, I get an error message. I'm n the forum now, but it can't be real. I must be in a dream.' And I would commend you for your use of metaphor, for life is but a dream...
 
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