The Duffer Award!

Who Should Win The Duffer Award?

  • black_cloak

    Votes: 7 46.7%

  • holyboy666

    Votes: 5 33.3%

  • Dernhelm

    Votes: 3 20.0%
  • Total voters
    15
  • Poll closed .
My sister was four. Pink and glitter were on her mind, not world domination. She has changed over the years, however. I think she would enjoy world domination now. She would probably start off by requiring people to read a quota of books every year or go to prison. And if they could not talk intelligently about the books after reading them, she would send them to prison anyway.

I wasn't into world domination then or now. I just thought war paint was cool.
 
Glenburne said:
I object. GG is primarily a cannibal, not a thief.
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However, I got started by stealing and eating books.

Glenburne said:
Well.... *thinks happy thoughts of thievery* Anyway, Bilbo was a burglar. If it's good enough for Bilbo, it's good enough for me.

(Although my sister is the one with the real crime record in the family. She stole a pair of fake pink bunny ears from the grocery store when she was four years old, and she still talks about the bunny ears with longing.)
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Are you sure he wasn't an expert treasure hunter?
 
Gandalf thought Bilbo was a burglar, and what's good enough for Gandalf is good enough for me.
 
Better yet, I'm currently basing life choices on The Ballad of the White Horse also. LotR and Chesterton...can it get any better?

Except that the Ballad makes me think things like, "This conflict might be my only major non-mundane life conflict and therefore I need to act in a way that I can be proud of when I am 70. And also because I don't want to miss out." Then I add Thing 458 to the list of things I've done that could get me fired....
 
If I based my life choices on something they might appear more logical to other people...
 
So...you base your life choices on your feelings? or whims? or what you ate for breakfast?



If you ate mushrooms for breakfast, then I would definitely go with that.
 
Unless she's like the Queen of Hearts and chops off heads "because," in which case there is nothing fair about it.
 
That's what they want you to think. Lewis Carroll just didn't believe it was appropriate to mention that the croquet balls were really severed heads (Alice is about seven, after all, and the parents would be mortified), so he turned them into hedgehogs.
 
WarriorSatyr said:
I reject all dark Alice in Wonderland.
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This, from a person sitting in a fire swamp?

Maybe GG has multiple favorite people. Or maybe her ability to sustain a single favorite person is unstable. Either way, I'm afraid that being GG's favorite person mostly means that she will not attempt to send Orcs after you. (It does not mean she will not kill you, only that your death will probably be less messy.)
 
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