The Insane Asylum II

*wraps duck in teddy bear blanket*

His name is Dmitri. Isn't he cute?

Dmitri: *Quack*

Me: Who's a cute little ducky? *spoonfeeds him alphabet soup*

Dmitri: *Quack*

Me: Aww, he loves his mommy (that would be me, btw) *strokes his head*

Dmitri: *Quack*

Me: I think he wants cookies! *wanders off to make some*
 
><>: 'Ello, mate!
Dmitri: *Quack*
><>: huh?
Dmitri: *quack quack*
><>: so.....you like fishing?
Dmitri: *quack quack quack*
><>: could you please speak slower, I don't speak french
Dmitri: *QUACK!*
><>: HUH? you mean it's not french? then what is it?
Dmitri: *quack quack...quack quack quack*
><>: huh...so it's Chinese?
Dmitri: *Quack*
><>: huh..good to know
Dmitri: *quack quack **flaps wings***
><>: Do you sell life insurance like the geico gecko?
Dmitri: *Quack quack*
><>: ..IT'S A GOOSE?????????
 
OMG I LOVE ROMEO AND JULIET ADN TAMING OF THE SHREW

but i likd othello the best

jealosy mwhahahahhahahhahhahahahaahhahhaha-hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah
 
lol! My friends and I read Romeo and Juliet out loud once, and everybody had their own part to read. Well, I had to read Juliet's part. It was the most embarassing thing that ever happened to me! Of course, I can laugh about it now, but I thought i was going to die then! :D
 
in the IA, there would obviously be a place where people think they can be sane, even though it's in their minds, but that's jsut what they think......
 
lol! My friends and I read Romeo and Juliet out loud once, and everybody had their own part to read. Well, I had to read Juliet's part. It was the most embarassing thing that ever happened to me! Of course, I can laugh about it now, but I thought i was going to die then! :D

freshman year of english
two boys played romeo and juliet in the balcony scene.
:p

juliet had a mustache...:rolleyes:
 
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