The Insane Asylum II

*Hit head against wally*
Wall: No...*hit head against Willy*
Me: Aye aye aye aye aye aye aye
Wall: Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
Me: You're crazy! You're nuts!
Wall: Excuse me? You are the one who is crazy. I'm completely sane
 
*reads 'Macbeth'* The boys in our group loved that one, because they acted out all of the fighting and killing. Boys! :rolleyes: They had a feild day with that
 
Boys carried away? ONLY boys, do you think?

Eternal joy and peace be upon my two Heaven-claimed wives; but each of them, on at least a few occasions, went into appalling fits of WILD RAGE for essentially NO reason. Likewise, earlier in life, one of my sisters.
 
Vin Diesel walks in. Hello you all! Are you behaving nice? :D

Oh no!!! Lock him up please :eek:

Wall: Knock knock
Me: What is it?
Wall: It's me...Mario ehm Willy
Me: What do you want?
Wall: For the first time you didn't start a post talking to me
Me: Shut up wall...I don't have time for this
Wall: Are you going to tell me you no longer care?
Me: Walls don't talk....
Wall: And I thought I was your precious Wally
Me: Walls don't have names either
Wall: Are you going to tell me you're finally sane again?
Me: Shut up
Wall: YAAAHOOOOOOO!!!! I'm free!! Free like a bird
Me: Stop it Wally
Wall: Sigh...........I just thought for one moment she got back to normal again
 
Copperfox taps Vin Diesel on the shoulder. "Excuse me, sir, are you in here because of your movie 'The Pacifier'?"

"Actually, yes," the action star admits. "The opening sequence of that film was _insanely_ disconnected from reality. _Serbian_ terrorists--expletive deleted! Anyone paying any attention to real-world events knew it was the _Albanians_ who had ties to Al-Qaeda! But Hollywood HAD TO pretend Serbia was a global menace, in order to give cover to the Change Party President who bombed Serbia in 1999 to _distract_ attention from investigating the bribes he accepted from the Communist Chinese."
 
A skua, a bird something like a huge seagull, finds its way in through a window, and starts shouting to everyone in the room: "You should see the Monologues roleplay thread! Hans Christian Andersen's fairytale character the Snow Queen just got engaged to marry the gunslinger 'Emmett' from the Western movie 'Silverado'!"
 
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