The Insane Asylum II

*Picks up a Cat and eyes the DLF*

Macavity: Put me down!

Me: I thought you weren't here!

Macavity: Well, I wasn't until you wrote me-

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Macavity: Ow...
 
Dorthy: We were gone for two weeks guyz. o.o

Caspian: This place hasn't been this active in months. This isn't fair. I'm going to attack someone. *shoots tomatoes at Glen, Lonny and Warriorsatyr*

Dorthy: That was three people.

Frodo: Maybe he should kill a potato instead.

Dorthy: I don't think the potato would like that.

Caspian: Its a good idea though.

Master: What were we doing for two weeks? I remember being here fighting with you cats, what was going on?

Dorthy: Our poster wasn't here. We probably got trapped in the basement or something.

Caspian: That's probably why the DLF's up here terrorizing people.

Frodo: Probably.

Caspian: *continues shooting tomatoes at people and cats*
 
*opens huge umbrella to shield herself from tomatoes*
Well, things have definitely been less violent around here lately.. Still, good to have you all and your poster back!
 
Mozart: Lonny, have you been stealing my umbrellas? *raises imaginary eyebrow*

Caspian: If Mozart has an imaginary eyebrow, I want an imaginary mustache.

Dorthy: Oh brother.

Master: Did we fall out of time and space for two weeks? Really, what happened?

Dorthy: Dude, just accept it and move on.

Master: But its so WEIRD.

Dorthy: You lived in the year 1 trillion for awhile then you went back to 2007. I mean, really dude. You're talking to a cat right now. You're in an inescapable asylum, stranger things have happened.

Master: But there should be an explanation. All those things have explanations. Like, I'm hallucinating, or dead again, or the Doctor stuck me in eternal prison. You know, logical things.

Dorthy: You... okay, whatever.
 
me: Nice to see you as well.

Caspian: I don't find it nice to see any of you.

me: Would you prefer to be blindfolded?

Caspian:... That's not what I said.

me: It seemed implied.

Caspian:...

me: :p
 
I didn't think it was your umbrella, it was just laying around in that corner.... Oh, and this blindfold was over there with it. Here, it might be useful! *tosses blindfold to Mozart*
 
Mozart: *catches blindfold* Well, if I ever get a pinata, I'm set.

Caspian: *raises imaginary eyebrow at Satyr* I am a cat, good sir, I do not wear trousers.

Dorthy: But you do wear a belt, go figure.

Caspian: Its to carry my sword on!

Master: I had such a weird dream last night....

Dorthy: About blindfolds and trousers? That would be weird.

Master: No, about insane teenagers and rambunctious ten-year-olds with pepper spray....

me: Heh, at least it was only a dream.

Master: *stares at me suspiciously*

Caspian: *throws a tomato at the Master to distract him*

Master: Infernal cat!

Caspian: Inferno cat! *catches tomato on fire and waves it around on a stick* WEEEEEE!
 
Cats are evil.

That's how.

And evidently they are megalomaniacs. Why else would a cat steal trousers that don't fit?
 
Glenburne said:
Cats are evil.

That's how.

And evidently they are megalomaniacs. Why else would a cat steal trousers that don't fit?
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Caspian: I do not steal trousers. However, I am evil. And I set tomatoes on fire by dunking them in kerosene and then igniting them in the chocolate Mt. Doom.

Frodo: What's a megalomaniac?

Dorthy: megalomania: "a symptom of mental illness marked by delusions of greatness, wealth, etc." So, pretty much Caspian. And the Master. And Glen. And very possibly Satyr. And Halt.

Halt: Not true.

Dorthy: You ARE still here!

Master: I am not delusional.

Dorthy: No, you're just in denial.

Frodo: De Nile.:p

Caspian: I'm not delusional either! I actually have achieved greatness!

Dorthy: You guys should start a club. "The Delusional, in denial villains club".

Master: *glares at Dorthy* Can I set her on fire?

Caspian: No, she's MY sister, if anybody gets that privilege its me.

Dorthy: :rolleyes:
 
Master: Can I set the guy who is taking this annoying pun to a whole new level on fire?

me: You have anger management issues, you know that?

Dorthy: He's in the water. How you gonna set him on fire if he's in the water?

Master: I dump oil in the water and set it on fire. Its quite effective.

me: That's polluting.

Master: Why should I care?

me: Because you're stuck here for the rest of your life (which is a lot longer than most of the rest of our lives) and you're not going to have clean drinking water.

Master: Don't you have a water filter?

me: My water filter. No touchy.

Caspian: *whispers to Master* Set his hair on fire.

Master: Good idea! *sets Satyr's hair on fire*

me and Dorthy: :rolleyes:
 
*Ducks underwater and extinguishes fire*

Me: What's the matter? It says in the Duffer Encyclopedia *Waves copy I found on the bottom of DeNile* that DeNile is the IA swimming pool! Come on in!

Macavity: I'd rather not. I'm a Cat. We don't like water. Right, kittens?
 
WarriorSatyr said:
*Ducks underwater and extinguishes fire*

Me: What's the matter? It says in the Duffer Encyclopedia *Waves copy I found on the bottom of DeNile* that DeNile is the IA swimming pool! Come on in!

Macavity: I'd rather not. I'm a Cat. We don't like water. Right, kittens?
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Caspian:... No, I don't like water. This is ridiculous. *shoots Duffer Encyclopedia copy back to the bottom of DeNile using tomatoes from his tomato canon*

Dorthy: We prefer the pool of cheeze whiz in the TDL party that never ends.

Master:.... *grin* *shoots lightning bolt into the waters of DeNile*
*dead fish appear floating in the water*

Frodo: Hey look, free food!
 
Unfortunately, while the water from DeNile is good for swimming, it has to be purified before it can be used to make mod cookies, and most of the time the mods forget. Which is the real reason why mod cookies are so dangerous.
 
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